DONNIE OVERWEIGHT?  Now, that's funny!

He said he has gained 10 pounds since he retired and he, like all the Solbergs, has shrunk an inch in the past 10 years.

He reports, "At my physical exam, the tech who does the weight and measuring, took my added weight and "shrinkage" and calibrated them on a bio-mass wheel and determined that I am right on the line between normal and over-weight."

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard unless she thinks he might want to take up modeling as a second career.