I got a kick out of this Tweet.

My sister is a shitty cook so when she burns dinner we call it a friendly fire.
— Wickedwordslinger (@StephenBCramer) July 16, 2014

LOVE MY TWITTER

As you know, I'm a big Twitter fan.  I was scrolling through the list of folks who are following me, this morning.  There are 610 of them, at the moment, so I haven't made it through the whole list but I want to thank a few of the people who catch my tweets every day.

*Green Bay Packers
*City of Los Angeles
*South Dakota Travel
*Festival Foods
*Texas Storm Chasers

Thanks, folks.  Love ya' all!

TWITTER TIMES

Someone, on Twitter, asked, "What's your favorite green food?"

The answer came back; M&M's.

ON THE SICK LIST

Sorry to hear that Mariah Carey's husband, Nick Cannon, is hospitalized with kidney failure.  She announced the news on Twitter.

I SAW IT ON TWITTER

One guy said, "I've been in Wisconsin for 10 pounds.  That's one week for you folks who haven't visited Wisconsin."

A VERY FUNNY LINE

One of the joys of reading Twitter is that some of the lines people come up with are priceless.  Like one this morning.

"Wisconsin blitz over.  Just crossed the border into Minnesota.  Cholesterol levels dropping already."

NEW TASTE TODAY

I got an email, this morning, alerting me that NEW TASTE TODAY (check it out here) is now following me on Twitter.  I checked out their website and found a great new source for food ideas.

On their site, today, is a quick video about the spices that heal.

TIME WILL PUBLISH ITS ALL TIME 100 BEST SONGS NEXT WEEK

Everybody's doing it!

IT'S RAINING IN AUSTIN!!!!

I haven't heard from Donnie yet but they're getting some Good rains in Austin this morning and it looks like some of it is falling on Dripping Springs too. That should put some smiles on their faces. The Austin folks on TWITTER are going crazy over seeing the rain!!

NIGHT OWLS

I was just checking TWITTER and Cher posted her last "tweet" of the night just after 3 A.M. She was on her way to bed. She and Lynne should get together. Both night owls.

The best one liner I've seen today was on Twitter.

Steven David said, "My girlfriend is always complaining that I don't take her anywhere expensive so I took her to the gas station."

CHER WAS UP AND TWEETING AS EARLY AS I WAS THIS MORNING

She mentioned that she's 65 and her mom is 85.  She also posted a picture of herself and her mom and her mom is as beautiful as Cher is!

I'VE GOT A NEW FOLLOWER ON TWITTER

It's The Lockdownbar; The great new Chicago Burger and Music and great beer joint at Western and Cortez.  Oh yes!  that sounds like my kinda place.  I'll be following you guys!