AUGUST 2014

AUGUST 2014

Saturday, May 10, 2014

SPRING GREEN CALLING


Donnie called from Spring Green late this afternoon.  He decided he had driven long enough today to he packed it in until morning.

He's hoping to visit with Aunt Wilda tomorrow afternoon before coming into La Crosse.

THE WEATHER IS TOO GOOD TO LAST

Finally, for a change, a sunny day, a light breeze and temperatures in the 60's.

I made a "pill stroll" over to Walgreen's and it felt so good being out in shirt sleeves.

But, it's too good to last.  There are some scattered thunderstorms moving our way from Iowa and we could see some of that this afternoon and tonight.  We could see some storms with small hail and gusty winds.

BLESS THIS BOY

PACKERS TWEET

TORNADO TIME AROUND THE CORNER FOR WISCONSIN

SPRING SNEEZING

I'm beginning to dislike spring.  I have done nothing but sneeze, blow and sniff all morning.
 
I checked "sneezing" on TWITTER and discovered most of the world is sneezing today so I'm not alone.
 
Don't get me wrong!  I'd rather be warm and sneezing than cold and shivering.

TULIP TIME

Guess what's blooming in front of the Netherlands Embassy in the USA!

SHAKE YOUR MARACA, AMEGO!

THE BEST ADVICE YOU'LL GET ALL DAY


A LOUSY TIME TO VISIT WISCONSIN

Looks like it will be cold and wet while Donnie is here.  That will teach him not to even think about coming north until July or August!

TODAY IS NATIONAL ASTRONOMY DAY


.....AND, DON'T YOU FORGET IT!


HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A PLACE LIKE THIS IN THE COULEE??

THE BEATLES RECORDED THIS SONG ON MAY 10, 1965

THIS WOULD BE A GREAT NAME FOR A BAR ON 3RD STREET

If I ever got back to Los Angeles, I'd want to hit a bar in West Hollywood just because I like the name; THE CHURCH KEY and because they serve PIG EAR CHEETOS.  I have no idea what "Pig Ear Cheetos" are but I'd like to say I ate them.
 
Actually, I wouldn't have to go all the way to L.A. to drink at the Church Key Bar.  THERE'S A CHURCH KEY BAR IN MADISON.  I'll bet Jacob could tell me about that place!
 
It's on University Avenue and they tell me it's a "Dive, college bar and eccentric hangout for drunks".  I don't know about "College Bar" but "dive and eccentric hangout for drunks" sure rings my bell!
 

IF YOU LIKE RAIN YOU'LL LOVE LA CROSSE

The weatherman says there's a GOOD CHANCE FOR THUNDERSTORMS FROM TODAY INTO MONDAY.

A few of the thunderstorms, tomorrow night, could be strong to severe through Northeast Iowa and Southwest Wisconsin.  LARGE HAIL AND DAMAGING WINDS will be the mail threats.

MY FAVORITE COLOR IS ORANGE

Folks are impressed with the computer tune-up service I got from Orange Computer here in La Crosse.

Rita said, "I think you should start sending your repair people thank you cards."  And Daniel added, "Yes.  That is good and very inexpensive service. WOW!"

They were really busy and had so many computers to work on  they said they would try hard to get it fixed yesterday but, being they are closed on weekends, they would do it first thing on Monday.

I figured, if they were like most service stores, I might as well plan on going through the weekend without a computer but...the phone rang at 4:30 and it was Orange telling me they had just finished it up and I could come and get it before they closed.

These people give service like we used to get back in the '40's and 50's but rarely see today.  And, the prices are more than reasonable.

If you've got a computer problem, this is the place to go!  CLICK HERE FOR ORANGE COMPUTER SOLUTIONS



BIG CROWD AT TOLEDO CONCERT

Donnie said he had to drive back to his motel in a thunderstorm after the concert in Toledo last night.  But, when he got there he was greeted with this.
I'm hoping that brings him good luck for his drive to La Crosse.

TOILET TALK

The product of the day is the new TOUCHLESS TOILET FOR YOUR HOME BY KOHLER.  Just wave your hand over the toilet lid and away it goes!
 
Now they just have one more thing to invent.  How about just wave your hand over the toilet lid and it cleans itself???

Friday, May 09, 2014

I LOVE THIS ONE

The question is WHAT IF?  And, cartoonist Randall Munroe has the answer.

A BREAK FROM THE RAIN


IT'S FIXED!

My computer is working again, thanks to the guys at Orange Computer!  I was glad to hear that this time, for a change, the problem was not my fault.  I can't say that very often.

A HOPLESS MESS

I have spent most of the morning, so far, trying to fix yet another mess I made out of this computer.

You don't know what a virus is until you turn me loose on your computer.  I have decided that I am the most dangerous computer virus there is.  I have the ability to completely destroy your machine in less than 5 minutes.
 
Hey!  What can I say?  We all have to be good at something.

68 CANDLES FOR CANDICE TODAY


One of Rita's favorites,
Candice Bergen turns 68 today.

GUESS WHO'S CELEBRATING TODAY!

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Thursday, May 08, 2014

THE LATEST DISPATCH FROM DONNIE

"Antwerp, Ohio is a charming little prairie hamlet and I'm enjoying more of spring harbingers in the North.  Evergreen woods, dandelions, tulips ablaze, robins and redwing blackbirds.
 
Reached Toledo by noon.  Suddenly found myself in front of the Toledo Museum of Art.  I had forgotten what an outstanding museum it is, among the top 10 in the nation and famous for its unique glass collection.
 
Tomorrow I'll visit my alma mater, though I think school season is winding down and I'm not likely to find anyone who has been in the history department 40 years.
 
My motel is a good way out of Toledo proper but both the University and evening concert venue are easy reaches off the same street that passes the motel.
 
..
 

BETTER KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE SKY

KIDNEY SHORTAGE

I was just reading that there are now more than 100,000 on the waiting list for a new kidney.

KEEPING AN EYE ON THE SKY

The forecast calls for a chance of severe storms after 4, this afternoon, and into the evening hours.  The biggest threat is Large hail, damaging winds and an isolated tornado.

NO COMMENT (BUT I'M DOING A LOT OF THINKING)

I, ALSO, TOOK THIS TEST AND GAVE THE SAME ANSWER


LOVE IS ALL THERE IS


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TONI TENNILLE

Cathryn Antoinette Tennille is just a couple of weeks older than me.  She turns 74 today.

The last few years have not been very happy for the Captain and Tennille.  "Captain" Daryl Dragon suffers from a neurological condition, much like Parkinson's Disease, and is no longer able to play the keyboard.

Toni filed for divorce from the Captain in January of this year.  The couple had been married for 39 years.  Sadly, the Captain knew nothing about a divorce until he was served the papers which referenced "health issues" as a reason for the divorce.

A VISIT TO HOLMEN

Rita, Roger and I are going to Janie's today.  I'm hoping we'll get a chance to see her, again, while Donnie is here but she doesn't always stay put long enough to catch her home.  Next week she takes off for Colorado.

RITA AND EMMA

Two beautiful ladies!

UPDATE FROM DONNIE

"Indiana is living up to my bias that it is the dullest state.  One of my older jokes is that I've met many a man I didn't like, but I've never been to a place I didn't like....except Indiana.
 
Stuck for an hour in a 10 mile freeway stoppage for road construction.  When I finally inches up to the bottleneck, a 100 yard lane closure, it was a single excavator and no more than a half dozen workers, holding much of central Indiana hostage.
 
At last I'm settled in for the night in one of the countless, identical clusters of  motels hanging off every interstate in the land.
 
There is no such thing as a "road trip" by interstate, only mere travel, as every road and gas station and motel looks alike.  But, I'm not much interested in this part of America, and I'm hurrying through on the faster routes (except, of course, for those in Indiana).
 
I guess this place is called Plainfield, a suburb of Indianapolis.  I hear planes going over and just saw a flight attendant check in so this community must serve the airport.
 
I've driven 1100 miles in two days but have just 250 left today to Toledo."
 
 
 

GOT A NOTE FROM RITA


"The ponies have lots of grass now.  We still have to find them a good home but, for now, they are quite happy where they are."

"The dogs got their beauty treatments yesterday.
Baths and brushed and scarves and even nails trimmed and Emma with nail polish to match her collar.   The’re all smiles and smell good too."
 
 




 

Love this T-shirt


THINK YOU'LL BE THIS SHARP AT 106?

WHAT YOUR BEER SAYS ABOUT YOU


LEAVE IT TO THE DUTCH

Here's a fun promotion from KLM
 

Wednesday, May 07, 2014

FEELS LIKE SPRING

I went to Walgreen's, this morning, and what a delightful walk!  This is the first day that we don't have those ice cold, gusty winds.  Temperatures are comfortable and we're finally seeing some green on the trees.  We might just have a summer after all!!

SNOW NOTE FROM DUANE

"Snow in Deadwood.  6 inches.  Remember those days you lived there?"
 
 
Oh, yes!  I remember, very well, those spring snow storms and walking to work, down the hill behind the Franklin Hotel, with snow up to my knees.
 

TV HAS NEVER LOOKED THIS GOOD


WINTER TEMPS OUT WEST

It's a cold morning in Wyoming.  18 degrees in Laramie, 36 in Worland.  Button up your overcoat!

DONNIE IN ARKANSAS

Donnie woke up in Arkansas, this morning.  I just checked their weather and it sounds like he's in for a warm and windy drive.  Temps will be in the mid-80's in Arkansas today.

STORMY WEATHER

BIG BAND HISTORY MADE: MAY 7, 1941

I'm a year older than "Chattanooga Choo Choo"!  That's right, folks.  You might think Chattanooga Choo Choo has been around forever but, let it be known....I'VE BEEN AROUND EVEN LONGER!!

It was May 7, 1941 that the Glenn Miller Orchestra recorded that classic song.

CABRITO DAYS

Today is ROAST LEG OF LAMB DAY which takes me back to my good old Cabrito days in Reynosa, Mexico.

For those of you who haven't been in that part of the world, Cabrito is king in Monterrey, Mexico and the state of Nuevo Leon.

The whole carcass of a goat kid is slowly cooked, on a spit, over a bed of glowing charcoal and seasoned with onion, garlic and green chilies.

John L., Katherine and I used to go across the border to Reynosa for this tasty delight about once a month.  With some ice cold beer, to wash it down, and a mariachi band playing in the background, you think you've died and gone to heaven!
 
One wouldn't, ordinarily, think of lamb when you think of Mexico but it was Jewish immigrants who founded the city of Monterrey which, of course, is why lamb is a must in that city and the state its in.

NO STORMY WEATHER

Even though the forecast gives us an 80% chance, mainly before 10 A.M., for thunderstorms today, I don't see anything on consequence on the radar this morning.  That's good.  We don't need no more rain right now.  The river is high enough, Mama!

DONNIES ROAD REPORT

Just a quick line from Donnie last night.

"At Bryant, Arkansas.  Nothing of interest."

I'm guessing the Bryant Chamber of Commerce might beg to differ with him.

I'VE GOT THAT "SPRINGY" FEELING



Tuesday, May 06, 2014

MORE WATER ON THE WAY

The last thing we need is MORE RAIN but there's a good chance we'll get more tonight.

The forecasters say isolated thunderstorms will become more numerous after midnight with a chance for HAIL AND LOCALLY HEAVY RAIN..

HIGH WATER AT RIVERSIDE PARK

I went to the park this morning.  In the foreground you can see the tiny bit of the dock still above water.  The rest is below the waves.

The river is running mighty full and fast.  I wouldn't want to be out on it in a boat right now.


GETTING OLD? HEAD FOR SOUTH DAKOTA!

BANKRATE.COM says it may be cold in the winter but if you're planning to retire, there's no better place to be in the USA than SOUTH DAKOTA!

South Dakota has one of the highest health care rankings in the USA.  It has a low cost of living and the sixth lowest crime rate in the country and you're going to LOVE the lower taxes.

After South Dakota comes Colorado, Utah, North Dakota and Wyoming.

Notice two things.  They're all in the middle of the country and they're all west of the Mississippi River.

I've said it many times and I'll say it again.  Anyone living east of the Mississippi isn't really living.  And, if you're going to live in the WEST you might as well live in the BEST state and we all know which state this is, don't we?
 
Thanks to Ron for sending me the article.

THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD

NO MORE HOT DOUGS!

OH NO!  The world is losing HOT DOUG'S but my T-shirts will become collectors items pretty soon.  Donnie sent me two Hot Doug's T-shirts a couple years ago and I wore one just the other day.
 

A ROAD IN BOLIVIA VS A ROAD IN TEXAS

Donnie traveled this road, in Bolivia, several times so the road from Austin to La Crosse won't be quite so exciting.

He's on the road, this morning, and heading our way.

He said, "I wish the I-35 route I'm on today were even 1/10th as exciting as the Bolivia route.  I-35 out of Texas is about the dullest road on earth.  That's, maybe, because I've done it so often.".

RICK AND ANGELA ARE WAITING FOR THE BABIES!


Look at these beautiful babies!  I wish I was there to hold them.

Angela says:
"The kittens are about four and a half weeks old in this picture.  The Mom's name is Chloe.

We won't be getting the kittens until July 4th and we can't wait to see and pet them ourselves."

Chloe is retiring from the "baby business" and moving to a wonderful new home.  The babies will have a  home with Rick and Angela where they'll have some beautiful dogs to play with!  I'll be anxious to hear how that turns out!

I LOVE SIMON

PILLS=$$$$$$$

Why are your pills so expensive?

MUSIC TRIVIA I DIDN'T KNOW

TRANSPORTATION

I would fly in, almost, anything.....except for this.  I'm not so sure about this.

Oh, yes.  There's one other thing.  Balloons.  You won't get me up in a balloon.  

NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR

I got a note from Joe Blair, author of "By the Iowa Sea".  Joe is putting me behind on my chores because I can't put his book down.

 Doug Terpstra@FDTerp
   
@JoeBlairWriter> Started reading your book

today. LOVE IT! You have a new fan

from La Crosse, WI. - 04 May
Joe Blair @JoeBlairWriter
 
@FDTerp Doug, that makes my day. Thanks for letting me know. Very gracious of you. Joe

I GUESS TV IS JUST NOT MY THING

It was on May 6, 2004 that the final episode of "FRIENDS" was broadcast on NBC.  I know it was one of the biggest sit-coms, ever, on TV.  It made unknown actors huge stars and NBC gazillions of dollars.....and I never saw a single episode.  Still have not seen a single episode and have no idea what the show was about.  
 
I'm not sure but, I think, I may have totally missed 2004.

STAY ALERT TONIGHT!


FUNNY TRANSLATION


JUST A THOUGHT


ATTENTION: GOLDEN OLDIES

I just realized that this is a month that was made for me!

THIS BUDS FOR YOU


Monday, May 05, 2014

RAIN VS SNOW

I was going to complain about more rain coming for the end of the week.
 
Now I see the forecast calls for SNOW over the Black Hills, Northeast Wyoming and far western South Dakota for Wednesday night and early Thursday.  Guess I won't complain about a little more rain..

A SUMMER PAST


PARTY TIME

Between the ages of 20 and 40 this was my schedule.  I'm happy to see there are younger souls carrying on the tradition.

CAMERAS

HOW ABOUT THIS?
THE BROWNIE IS BACK!

It might be fun to have one of these!
 


WET WEEK

What have we done to deserve this weather?

Hopefully, we'll see some sun today and tomorrow and then, beginning tomorrow night, it's rain and storms the rest of the week.

With the rivers spilling out of their banks, the last thing we need is another wet week.

GOOD LIVING

This is what I call a TREEHOUSE!

HI/LO

Our average temperature for May 5 is 67 degrees.  Today's high will be around 60.

STORM WATCH

SUMMERTIME FUN


BY THE IOWA SEA

Scanning the shelves at the library, yesterday, the name BLAIR caught my eye.  Where have I heard that name before?

In this case, it was Joe Blair, the author of a memoir, "By the Iowa Sea".  I pulled it off the shelves, read the first couple of pages and was hooked.

How an east coast guy with a motorcycle, a leather jacket and a desire to do nothing but travel ends up, 15 years later, with a wife, four kids, a pipefitters job and living on the banks of the Iowa River during a spring flood has  all the elements of a great story.  There's even a trip to Luther College to fix the air conditioning!
 
And what a writer this Blair guy is! I started researching him and he gets nothing but praise from some of the best book critics in the country.
 
This is a delight to read!

BEDDY BYE


Have you got time for a good joke?

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?’

‘HELLLOOOOO. . . ,’ answered the blonde. ‘They’re watch dogs’!

DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE BUT LOVE THE PICTURE

FLOOD

THE RIVER WILL STAY ABOVE FLOOD STAGE ALL WEEK.

I LOVE YOU MEXICO!

What is Cinco de Mayo?

CZECH PROVERB

"A fine beer may be judged with only one sip but it's better to be thoroughly sure."

REMEMBER THE '50'S?

You'll have to be really, really, really old to remember this stuff.  If you really are that old, this is going to bring a tear to your eye as you think about your lost youth.

MORE STORMS

With the rivers overflowing their banks, the last thing we need is more rain but guess what!  The chance for thunderstorms returns Tuesday night through Thursday nightSome of those storms could be severe.

I WISH I WAS BACK ON THE BORDER

Sunday, May 04, 2014

FEELING "SPRINGY"!

Boy, was it ever nice to get outside for a while this afternoon.  It was 60 degrees at 4 O'clock and I was lovin' every one of those degrees!  I'm keeping my finger crossed it will be warm while Donnie is here.

WORDS TO LIVE BY

FLOOD REPORT

10 A.M. at La Crosse: RIVER STAGE WAS 12.1 FEET.  Flood stage is 12.0 feet.  Minor flooding is reported and it will continue as the river rises to 12.8 FEET AT RIVERSIDE PARK BY TUESDAY.  Pettibone Campground and RV park is already flooded.

HAPPY STAR WAR DAYS


STAR WARS

LET'S EAT OUT


SUMMERTIME WORK

If you're kid is looking for a summertime job, the best place for a kid to work a summertime job is SEATTLE.  They just raised THE MINIMUM WAGE to $15.00 an hour!

REMEMBERING EDDIE COCHRAN

It's been a bitch of a winter but, very slowly, signs of summer are beginning to spring up.  I was thinking about that this morning and this song popped into my head.  It was released in 1958 when I was going to radio school in Minneapolis.
 
EDDIE COCHRAN was BORN IN MINNESOTA, raised in Los Angeles and DIED, MUCH TOO SOON, IN A CAR ACCIDENT, ON APRIL 16, 1960.
 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY TRAVIS!

RANDY TRAVIS celebrates his 55TH BIRTHDAY TODAY.  This is my very favorite Randy Travis song.

THANK YOU FIREFIGHTERS!


WARMER....FINALLY!


A great billboard.

I NEED THESE GUYS!

RICKY MARTIN: VIDA!

Ricky Martin's new hit makes me want to be young again and livin' my life in Rio!

TODAY'S T-SHIRT


LA CROSSE WEATHER