I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Anything north of the Texas Gulf coast is TOO DAMN FAR NORTH.
What next??
I'm really sick to hear of the death R.I.P. PHIL
Like Elvis, the Everly Brothers were the act that every aspiring artist studied and looked up to. No act will ever replace them.
Carl said he's happy to be here because the forecast high for Superior today is 18 below. Apparently he hasn't seen our forecast for Monday. Our high in La Crosse will be 16 BELOW MONDAY.
You know what they say, wherever you go, there you are....FREEZING YOUR ASS OFF!
A new weather warning has been issued by the National Weather Service:
FREEZING DRIZZLE HAS DEVELOPED ACROSS PORTIONS OF SOUTHEAST MINNESOTA INTO SOUTHWEST AND CENTRAL WISCONSIN IN THE WAKE OF AN ARCTIC COLD FRONT PASSING THROUGH THE UPPER MISSISSIPPI RIVER VALLEY REGION.
A LIGHT GLAZE IS POSSIBLE ON UNTREATED ROADS BEFORE NOON WHEN THE FREEZING DRIZZLE EITHER ENDS OR CHANGES OVER TO SNOW.
LATER TODAY A DANGEROUS COLD OUTBREAK BEGINS TO FLOW INTO THE REGION. BY SUN NIGHT THE MERCURY WILL PLUMMET INTO THE 25 TO 30 BELOW ZERO RANGE.WITH WIND CHILL VALUES OF 35 TO 50 BELOW ZERO.
THE WORST WIND CHILLS LOOK TO OCCUR MON MORNING WHEN WIND CHILL READINGS COULD BOTTOM OUT AT A FRIGID 60 BELOW ZERO AT TIMES.
THE DANGEROUS COLD IS EXPECTED TO REMAIN OVER THE REGION THROUGH TUES MORNING. THIS WILL BE THE COLDEST AIR SEEN ACROSS THE AREA SINCE FEBRUARY 1996.
This is National Spaghetti Day which reminds me of a joke.
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money, if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said. "You received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
You'll never know how many times I've asked this question:
They've expanded the warming center at the First Baptist Church at 1209 West Main for those who need a warm place during this dangerous cold spell.
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All the years I lived in Houston and I didn't know Anheuser-Busch had a brewery there. It's a big one and they've been there since 1966. That's the brewery where the new 25 ounce Budweiser cans of beer will be produced.
Anything north of the Texas Gulf coast is TOO DAMN FAR NORTH.
What next??
Winter storm warning now issued for Chicago - @weatherchannel http://t.co/B6ystfwAns; for more: http://t.co/rYI3GtUf26
— Breaking News Storm (@breakingstorm) January 4, 2014
I'm really sick to hear of the death R.I.P. PHIL
Like Elvis, the Everly Brothers were the act that every aspiring artist studied and looked up to. No act will ever replace them.
Carl said he's happy to be here because the forecast high for Superior today is 18 below. Apparently he hasn't seen our forecast for Monday. Our high in La Crosse will be 16 BELOW MONDAY.
You know what they say, wherever you go, there you are....FREEZING YOUR ASS OFF!
A new weather warning has been issued by the National Weather Service:
FREEZING DRIZZLE HAS DEVELOPED ACROSS PORTIONS OF SOUTHEAST MINNESOTA INTO SOUTHWEST AND CENTRAL WISCONSIN IN THE WAKE OF AN ARCTIC COLD FRONT PASSING THROUGH THE UPPER MISSISSIPPI RIVER VALLEY REGION.
A LIGHT GLAZE IS POSSIBLE ON UNTREATED ROADS BEFORE NOON WHEN THE FREEZING DRIZZLE EITHER ENDS OR CHANGES OVER TO SNOW.
LATER TODAY A DANGEROUS COLD OUTBREAK BEGINS TO FLOW INTO THE REGION. BY SUN NIGHT THE MERCURY WILL PLUMMET INTO THE 25 TO 30 BELOW ZERO RANGE.WITH WIND CHILL VALUES OF 35 TO 50 BELOW ZERO.
THE WORST WIND CHILLS LOOK TO OCCUR MON MORNING WHEN WIND CHILL READINGS COULD BOTTOM OUT AT A FRIGID 60 BELOW ZERO AT TIMES.
THE DANGEROUS COLD IS EXPECTED TO REMAIN OVER THE REGION THROUGH TUES MORNING. THIS WILL BE THE COLDEST AIR SEEN ACROSS THE AREA SINCE FEBRUARY 1996.
This is National Spaghetti Day which reminds me of a joke.
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money, if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said. "You received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
You'll never know how many times I've asked this question:
Poultry matter: What to do with all that chicken shit? http://t.co/ZjU2JDyif9
— Grist (@grist) January 4, 2014
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All the years I lived in Houston and I didn't know Anheuser-Busch had a brewery there. It's a big one and they've been there since 1966. That's the brewery where the new 25 ounce Budweiser cans of beer will be produced.
Bud is big in Texas and nobody will turn down an extra ounce. At least, nobody I know.
HE'S OLD.....VERY OLD.
TIME TO GET UP, PEOPLE!
HE LOOKS IMPORTANT
PERHAPS THE CHAIRMAN
OF A THINK TANK.
NOW, HERE'S SOME
REALLY GREAT
NEWS!
Rocky and Bullwinkle Will Star in Their Very Own #Comic Book Series! http://t.co/NEB62IPSCx @IDWPublishing
— GalleyCat (@GalleyCat) January 3, 2014
WEATHER WARNING
STAY OUT OF THE COLD!
I SEE
WINDCHILL WARNINGS
POSTED THIS MORNING FOR
LA CROSSE
ROCHESTER
SIOUX FALLS
RAPID CITY
JANESVILLE
JOHNSON CREEK
THIS IS HOW COLD
THAT COLD IS
COMING OUT OF CANADA!
Those loud booms heard around southern ON last night were "frost quakes" - water in the ground freezing, expanding and cracking. #cold
— The Weather Network (@weathernetwork) January 3, 2014
Seattle woman ate only Starbucks food for a year - USA TODAY http://t.co/C50bmBssus
— Retail News daily (@RetailNewsdaily) January 4, 2014
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
BARBARA RUSH
SHE'S 87 TODAY
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