IMPORTANT HEALTH MESSAGE

As I was lying in bed, watching the clouds roll by and pondering the problems of the world,
realized I don't really give a rat's ass.  It's the tortoise life for me.

If walking was good for your health the postman would be immortal.

A whale swims all day, eats only fish, drinks water and, yet, is fat.

A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

A tortoise doesn't run, in fact, he doesn't do anything and he lives 450 years.

And, you tell me to exercise?  I don't think so.

I'm retired.  Go around me.