WAITING FOR SANTA
A "Tweet" from Features:
If you know a family who needs help buying Christmas presents this year, share their story with us.
— Features Sports Bar (@FeaturesWS) November 25, 2013
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the years that they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched......with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband replied, "Well, I can drop her off on Mondays and Wednesdays.......
but on Fridays, I fish.
Kaiser Welhelm said it:
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
GREAT PHOTO
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— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) November 24, 2013
Here's the real secret to a happy life:
"You are not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor should you feel the world must live up to yours". – F Perl.
— Book Quotes (@medaBookMan) November 25, 2013
Here's a good report, from wxow, on the big increase in the use of HEROIN in La Crosse. CLICK HERE
An interesting statistic: Since 2007, the number of subscribers cancelling their cable subscriptions has increased 150%. At that rate, within ten years the little kids will be asking, "What was cable like, Mommy?"
I'm really tired of hearing about Miley Cyrus.
I hope Donnie and Linda have plenty of blankets. It was 36 degrees in Dripping Springs at 4:00 A.M. and the high, today, will only be 38 with rain.
Meanwhile, in Key West 75 degrees with clear skies.
Again, I say, if you want to retire to a warm place you either move to Key West or Honolulu or you move out of the country.
An interesting statistic: Since 2007, the number of subscribers cancelling their cable subscriptions has increased 150%. At that rate, within ten years the little kids will be asking, "What was cable like, Mommy?"
I'm really tired of hearing about Miley Cyrus.
I hope Donnie and Linda have plenty of blankets. It was 36 degrees in Dripping Springs at 4:00 A.M. and the high, today, will only be 38 with rain.
Meanwhile, in Key West 75 degrees with clear skies.
Again, I say, if you want to retire to a warm place you either move to Key West or Honolulu or you move out of the country.
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