I think this is just what I need.

I'm going to be house sitting at Rita and Rogers place in about a week and Roger has all those birds.  This might be the perfect time to try it out.

Bird Poop Facial Will Set You Back $180 In Manhattan - http://t.co/LNcLxHg0vA
— Inquisitr News (@theinquisitr) August 3, 2013

Now, here's the real deal.  I had a bird poop on my head once but it was nothing like this.