There are so many funny lines on TWITTER.  I usually find something to laugh about first thing in the morning.  Like this one....

My journey to learn Spanish lasted dos weekos.
— swollenvoice (@swollenvoice) May 21, 2013

And this one....

I just went over to the other side and the grass truly is greener over there. I wonder what sort of fertilizer they use?
— Tetley6969 (@Tetley6969) May 20, 2013