Rita called, this afternoon, and I couldn't find the phone.  Do you know how frustrating that is?  The phone keeps playing the music, you're running around in circles and can't figure out where the sound is coming from.  I finally did find it but, of course, she had hung up by that time.

Oh!  guess where it was!  Are you ready for this?  I'm not sure I even want to tell you.  On the other hand, you all know how spacy I am so you won't be surprised when I tell you the phone was in my pocket.  Hard to believe but true.