A man  is walking home  alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him  he hears:


BUMP... 


BUMP... 


BUMP... 


Walking  faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an  upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him..


BUMP... 


BUMP... 


BUMP... 


Terrified,  the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind  him.


FASTER... 


FASTER... 


BUMP... 


BUMP... 


BUMP.... 


He  runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams  and locks the door behind him.. However, the casket crashes through his door,  with the lid of the casket clapping..


clappity-BUMP... 


clappity-BUMP... 


clappity-BUMP... 


on  his heels, as the terrified man runs.


Rushing  upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his  head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.


With  a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.




Bumping  and clapping toward him.


The  man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a  bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...


and,





  


(hopefully  you're ready for this!!!)



 


The  coffin stops