Sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN AT THE BAR
In a London department store :
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
Ad posted in a pet shop window in Istanbul:
HOME WANTED FOR LOVELY LABRADOR. WILL EAT ANYTHING. LOVES CHILDREN.
In an office :
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Sign in a Bankgok hotel:
THE FLATTENING OF THE UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBER MAID
Sign in a clothing store in Colombia:
SPEECHING AMERICAN
Spotted in a safari park in Kenya :
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Sign outside at a fancy Cancún Disco :
MEMBERS AND NON-MEMBERS ONLY
Notice in a farmer's field :
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Sign in a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY FOOD, GIVE TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN AT THE BAR
In a London department store :
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
Ad posted in a pet shop window in Istanbul:
HOME WANTED FOR LOVELY LABRADOR. WILL EAT ANYTHING. LOVES CHILDREN.
In an office :
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Sign in a Bankgok hotel:
THE FLATTENING OF THE UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBER MAID
Sign in a clothing store in Colombia:
SPEECHING AMERICAN
Spotted in a safari park in Kenya :
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Sign outside at a fancy Cancún Disco :
MEMBERS AND NON-MEMBERS ONLY
Notice in a farmer's field :
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Sign in a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY FOOD, GIVE TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
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