SO, THE LOGICIAN SAYS.....

I came across an article that was titled, "20 JOKES THAT ONLY INTELLCTUALS WILL GET".  I got more than I thought I would.  That must mean I'm smarter than I thought I was.

 

This is one I got.

 

3 logicians walk into a bar.  The bartender asks, "Do you all want a drink?"

 

The first logician says, "I don't know".

 

The second logician says, "I don't know".

 

The third logician says, "Yes".

 

And, here's another one I liked.

 

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

 

And, I actually did laugh at this one.

 

Shrodinger's cat walks into a bar.  And doesn't.