LUTEFISK JOKE

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the lutefisk?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Norwegian?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Then because I asked for lutefisk, why did you ask me if I'm Norwegian?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."