You know what they say......WATCH YOUR ASS!

 

One day a  farmer's donkey fell down into a well... The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he  decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up  anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help  him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey didn't realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted  down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked  down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel  of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something  amazing. He would shake it off, stomp it down and take a step up. As the  farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off, stomp it down and take another step up. Pretty soon,  everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the  well and happily trotted off! ***** Life is going to shovel  dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the  well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles  is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not  stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take another  step up.  Remember the five simple  rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. 2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen. 3. Live simply and appreciate what you have. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less NOW .......Enough of the crap.  The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had  tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the  farmer eventually died in agony. MORAL FROM  TODAY'S LESSON: When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you........