SPRING HAS SPRUNG!

Only 5 days to May.  There are some very important birthdays in May.

HAPPY PRETZEL DAY

 

A SENIOR MOMENT FOR WILLARD YESTERDAY

"I had grocery coupons attached to my shopping list.

 

Unloaded the cart at the checkout and no coupons where I thought I put them.  They weren't on the floor.  The cashier even helped me look.  No coupons anywhere.

 

Loaded the groceries into the vehicle, reached in my jacket pocket to pull out the car keys and pulled out the coupons with them.

 

Give me a break."

 



 

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years.

After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away.

Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away.

Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."

SPRING!

I made a run to FESTIVAL and everyone I saw had a smile on their face.  Sunshine and 60 degrees.  It finally feels like spring.