You have to chisel the dog off a lamp-post
Refrigerators are redundant
Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins
Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does
The lawyers had their hands in their own pockets
People look forward to getting a fever
Igloos come with a lifetime guarantee
You bake a cake, set it out to cool, 10 minute later it's frosted
When I put on my parka to take out the garbage it didn't want to go!
I saw a hen walking with a capon.
We get an awful lot of cold waves from Canada.
Can't we weatherstrip the border?
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