Did you find everything you were looking for at Whole Foods?

Whole Foods, apparently, doesn't have a "Whole training program".

Donnie asked the fellow behind the Whole Foods bread counter where he might find bread sticks.  "He didn't know what I was talking about.  The best he could do was point out the baguettes."

 

The only thing I can figure out is that we're talking Texas here. That's cowboy country.  I've known a lot of cowboys in my time and I can honestly say I've never seen one of them eat a bread stick.