DERBY TICKETS

Only the Super Bowl tickets, at $14,300 are more expensive than tickets for the Kentucky Derby which will set you back $9,300.

Then, of course, there's the hat for the wife or girlfriend and you can't buy those hats at Wal-Mart. 

It will cost you around $50.00 to park the car and you'll have to walk for miles after you park it.  You won't get anywhere near the parking lot.

One more thing, at Derby it's CASH ONLY.  No credit cards for no nothing.  Take lots and lots of greenbacks.