AGING

While I was shaving, this morning, I noticed that my ear lobes are starting to sag.  I'm looking more and more like Lyndon Johnson.  I can now put the lobes on the list with my sagging eyelids, chest, stomach and the waddle under my chin.

I'm not slowly dying.  I'm slowly melting into the ground.

Isn't this cute?  The kid thinks he's old!

Can't believe I turn 17 tomorrow... When did I get so old??? #seniorcitizen
— Lindsay B (@lindzbx3) August 22, 2013