YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN.......

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

You come back from the dump with more than you took.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
You can spit without opening your mouth.

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side.

The biggest city you've ever been to is WalMart.

Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV

You've used your ironing board as a buffet table

A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements

You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back