CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM DAY

In the old days (when I could still eat good things) I loved a chocolate sundae with vanilla ice cream and lots of Hershey's chocolate on top with nuts and banana.

Alas, the good days are gone.  Can't have the ice cream, can't have the chocolate, can't have the nuts, can't have the banana.  So, I'll have to eat what's left.  A cherry topped with whipped cream.  Oh, yes.  I can't have real whipped cream.  It has to be that chemical stuff in a can.

But this is chocolate ice cream day and that's the one chocolate item I never liked.  Go figure.

DONNIE:
"I'll have a double sundae in your memory".