TODAY'S QUOTE: "Time is but the shadow of the world upon the background of eternity."
JEROME K. JEROME

Who the hell would name a baby Jerome K. Jerome. To make it worse, the K stands for Klapa. As Jack Paar used to say, "I kid you not". Jerome Klappa Jerome. It almost sounds like he's applauding himself.

Anyway, Jerome K. was an English writer and humorist.

You'd have to be a humorist with a name like Jerome Klappa Jerome.