If you're looking for a new tux (and who isn't?), I've got one for you.

The new tuxedo by Ted Baker of London is just the thing for messy eaters and sloppy drunks.  For $650.00 you get a suit of clothes that can stand up to the food that falls out of your mouth or the drinks that dribble down you chin.  It's made of wool coated with teflon!