AUGUST 2014
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
We have a couple of snowbirds in the family.
It's a one day break from bad weather.
The weatherman says we're going to see some SUN TODAY. I wish it could last but, alas, it's just a one day thing. Tomorrow we'll be back to snow and freezing drizzle.
The jokes just keep getting better and better.
BANK ROBBERY IN MINNESOTA
A hooded robber burst into a Minnesota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?" There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly to afraid to speak. Then, one old Norwegian named Ole (of course) tentatively raised his hand without looking up said, "My wife got a pretty good look at ya."
A hooded robber burst into a Minnesota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?" There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly to afraid to speak. Then, one old Norwegian named Ole (of course) tentatively raised his hand without looking up said, "My wife got a pretty good look at ya."
In regards to the lunch photo that was on the blog yesterday.....
Donnie said, "Best photo ever. You must have had a good waiter."
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
This is four of the best looking people I've ever seen.
We had such a nice lunch today. Sorry you missed it.
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What's it like to be an old prince?
In all the Fairy Tales, the prince is always young. Not so with Charles. He says the thought of becoming a grandfather makes him "feel" old.
How do you tell a prince it isn't the expected baby that's doing it. The reason you "feel old", your Highness, is because you ARE old. Old, old, old, old, OLD!
Deal with it.
How do you tell a prince it isn't the expected baby that's doing it. The reason you "feel old", your Highness, is because you ARE old. Old, old, old, old, OLD!
Deal with it.
Who said it takes an education?
Sheldon Adelson, the "big guy" at Sands Las Vegas, among other things, made $2.5 BILLION in 2012 to bring his total fortune to $24.6 BILLION.
He did make it through high school but he was a college drop-out. Who has time to study when there's so much money to be made?
Will this hideous weather never end?????
Have you seen the story about the woman with the longest legs in the world?
WOW! This is really something....and how would you like to be that Ping Ping guy?
Hey! We're only a week away from spring!
Forget the snow and cold. It will soon be gone and we'll be rid of the white and welcoming the green. Simon's Cat is getting an early start on SPRING!
TODAY IS "LUNCH DAY"
Today is the highlight of the spring social season. It's the day Uncle Bob gets his taxes done and then he, Rita, Roger and I go to lunch. We've been doing this for years.
You may have watched "Miami Social Season" on Bravo. Well, that show is based on this lunch we're having today.
You may have watched "Miami Social Season" on Bravo. Well, that show is based on this lunch we're having today.
THEY DON'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS, KEMOSABE!
Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a Beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who Owns the Big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched up his belt, and said, "I do....Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought You'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready To die from heat exhaustion.
The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to Run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him Start to feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to The saloon to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy Struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him This time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, (...I JUST LOVE THIS PART....)
"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin".
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who Owns the Big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched up his belt, and said, "I do....Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought You'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready To die from heat exhaustion.
The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to Run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him Start to feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to The saloon to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy Struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him This time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, (...I JUST LOVE THIS PART....)
"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin".
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY
I was looking at the calendar and noticed it was 23 years ago, today, that I started working for Continental Airlines. And, it was a year ago, on this date, that I had a colonoscopy.
I think I had more fun on my first day with Continental than I did on this date last year.
I think I had more fun on my first day with Continental than I did on this date last year.
Monday, March 11, 2013
THE REPORT IS IN FROM THE NATIONAL OCEANIC AND ATMOSPHERIC ADMINISTRATION
Hard to believe it, considering the last week or so, but NOAA say this has been a warmer and wetter than average winter across the USA. As a matter of fact, the weather was warmer in every state east of the Rockies.
PRETTY AS A PICTURE BUT IT SUCKS IN MARCH
There's one good thing about it. Roger won't have to mow the lawn today.
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