AUGUST 2014

AUGUST 2014

Monday, November 25, 2013

YESTERDAYS POSTS

WAITING FOR SANTA

A "Tweet" from Features:



After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.  When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the years that they had been married.  On and on and on:  neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched......with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.  The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week.   Can you do this?"

The husband replied, "Well, I can drop her off on Mondays and Wednesdays.......

but on Fridays, I fish.



Kaiser Welhelm said it:
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."

GREAT PHOTO
 
 
 
Are you planning on doing some Christmas shopping this week??  If you do, beware of the bear.


 
Here's the real secret to a happy life:
 



Here's a good report, from wxow, on the big increase in the use of HEROIN in La Crosse. CLICK HERE


An interesting statistic:  Since 2007, the number of subscribers cancelling their cable subscriptions has increased 150%.  At that rate, within ten years the little kids will be asking, "What was cable like, Mommy?"

I'm really tired of hearing about Miley Cyrus.

I hope Donnie and Linda have plenty of blankets.  It was 36 degrees in Dripping Springs at 4:00 A.M. and the high, today, will only be 38 with rain.

Meanwhile, in Key West 75 degrees with clear skies.

Again, I say, if you want to retire to a warm place you either move to Key West or Honolulu or you move out of the country.

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