Now I know I'm over the hill. I took a nap this afternoon.

Gary sent this and I can relate!!

Senior trying to set a password WINDOWS:

Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiled cabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow a WINDOWS:

Sorry, that password is already in use.

This is from Carl and it's just too funny for words......that is, if you're old enough to understand why it's funny.

THINK YOU'LL BE THIS SHARP AT 106?

GETTING OLD? HEAD FOR SOUTH DAKOTA!

BANKRATE.COM says it may be cold in the winter but if you're planning to retire, there's no better place to be in the USA than SOUTH DAKOTA!

South Dakota has one of the highest health care rankings in the USA.  It has a low cost of living and the sixth lowest crime rate in the country and you're going to LOVE the lower taxes.

After South Dakota comes Colorado, Utah, North Dakota and Wyoming.

Notice two things.  They're all in the middle of the country and they're all west of the Mississippi River.

I've said it many times and I'll say it again.  Anyone living east of the Mississippi isn't really living.  And, if you're going to live in the WEST you might as well live in the BEST state and we all know which state this is, don't we?

 

Thanks to Ron for sending me the article.

ATTENTION: GOLDEN OLDIES

I just realized that this is a month that was made for me!

AGE: IT COMES FULL CIRCLE

At 4, success is not peeing in your pants.

At age 80, success is not peeing in your pants.

OLD PEOPLE SMELL

OH, MY GOD!  If it ain't one thing it's.....SMELLY OLD PEOPLE

Sometimes, I wish I didn't read so much.  I think they're right.  There is such a thing as "too much information" and I could have lived, what little life I have left, without ever knowing it.  According to the disgusting article you can read right here...

https://ph.she.yahoo.com/blogs/healthy-living/causes-old-people-smell-151800142.html

This sounds like we begin to rot before we ever get to the grave.

I'm going to have to take the rest of the day off to think about this.  It's things like this that make me wonder why, on earth, I quit drinking.

Did you watch the video of the Dad giving his daughter away at the wedding?

I said that might bring a couple of tears to your eyes.  This video will do the same thing.  Watch as this old guy (when I say old guy I mean around my age) when his daughter tells him he's soon to become a grandpa.
 

OLD AGE BOMBSHELL

Aren't you ashamed of yourself, complaining about your "old age"?  You've got to learn to boogie, baby!

ANOTHER "GOLDEN YEARS MOMENT"

Duane has been going nuts all day.  He lost his TV remote.  He looked everywhere he could think of.  It had, totally, vanished.

I just heard from him again.  "Found the remote in the garbage can outside. Senior moments are happening more often now."

This week is for SENIOR CITIZENS who don't act their age.

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It's Apple-mania!

At one store in downtown Tokyo, this morning, there were 450 people lined up to buy the new iPad.  At my age, the only "pad" I'm going to line up for is the heating pad.

When you hit 70, your idea of a "hot time" is putting a heating pad on your aching back.

THE YEARS ARE CATCHING UP TO DONNIE TOO

"I took an afternoon nap (a bad sign in itself).  When I got up, Linda said, "Are you all right?"

"Why?", I asked.

"You look so stooped over", she said.

Sigh.

AIN'T THIS THE TRUTH

Out bicycling one day  with my eight-year-old Granddaughter I got a little wistful. 'In ten  years,' I said, 'you'll want to be with your friends and you won't go walking,  biking, and swimming with me like you do now.

Carolyn shrugged. 'In  ten years you'll be too old to do all those things anyway.'

WHAT'S AGE GOT TO DO WITH IT?

I HAD DONE MOST OF THIS STUFF BY THE TIME I WAS 30 AND AGE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

LOVIN' THE EASY LIFE

Rita says she hasn't done anything but eat and sleep since she retired.  I told her that's OK.  After 43 years of work she needs a rest.

REALITY SETS IN

RITA SAID:
" I couldn't sleep last night - perhaps the life change is surprising me.  I was telling Roger it is really hard to realize I don't have to go to work anymore.  Someone calls to make plans I barely have to check a calendar.  This is going to take some adjusting....."

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's always better to STOP than to END.

Dec 30, 2011 8:32:00 AM

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OLD AGE~WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?

This is for Rita and the rest of us who are over the hill and half way through the woods.  It's by George Carlin, who I consider, the greatest philosopher in my lifetime.

RETIREMENT HUMOR WITH A LITTLE MUSIC