AUGUST 2014

AUGUST 2014

Saturday, April 19, 2014

The Queen's Beer Week started last night.

When I first heard about that I had visions of her royal highness sitting on the throne getting drunk on her ass.
 
It was a relief to be told they were talking about the borough of Queens in New York.  I went to a party in Queens many years ago.  I got drunk on my ass but that's a story for another time.

The latest word is a slight chance for thunderstorms tomorrow. Nothing severe.

We could get more thunderstorms Wednesday and Thursday.

By the way, today was the annual spring milestone.  I walked over to Walgreen's without a jacket, just a T-shirt!  First time this year!  It felt soooo good!

HERE'S A QUESTION I HEARD ASKED TODAY


"What's Easter without Peeps?"

I didn't have an answer.

YUKKY FOOD

The traditional Greek Easter Soup has, as its main ingredient, lamb gizzards.  I hope Rita doesn't plan on serving that tomorrow.  It sounds almost as gross as lutefisk.

I THINK I'LL DO THIS TO RITA AND ROGER'S TREES TOMORROW

YOU TELL 'EM KIM NOVAK!!

Of all people, Donald Trump with that bale of hay he wears on his head, making fun of how someone else looks is just about the sickest joke of the year.

I THINK THIS GUY HAS HAD ONE EASTER EGG TOO MANY

HERE'S YOUR EASTER BUNNY!

KITTY ALERT

I LOVE GARLIC

I wasn't sure so I looked it up.

Question: Is garlic a spice or an herb.

Answer: Ground up it's a spice.  Whole it's a VEGETABLE.

(Am I the only one who didn't know that?)

I COULD FEEL REAL "COZY" IN THIS BEDROOM

ONE OF MY FAVORITE WORDS IS "WARMER"


IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO......

DOG LOVERS CAN RELATE....

OWL SHOOK UP

Owl's don't give a hoot about what you want them to do.  They'll do what they do when they want to do it.

NATIONAL PARK WEEK STARTS TODAY!


CELEBRATE THE CIRCUS!


Friday, April 18, 2014

ACCUWEATHER SAYS NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. RAIN FOR EASTER.

Wet bunnies smell bad.

HOW DID HE GET THIS NEAT LICENSE PLATE?

A WET EASTER BUNNY??

It's beginning to look like miserable weather for the Easter weekend.  I guess I shouldn't be surprised.  So far, the entire spring has been a miserable mess.
 
The forecast is now calling for rain tomorrow night through Monday.  Not much in the way of sun until Tuesday.

A PRETTY GOOD QUAKE IN MEXICO CITY THIS AFTERNOON

HE AIN'T THE EASTER BUNNY BUT HE SURE IS CUTE!

DOLLY TELLS IT LIKE IT IS

ISTANBUL TO THE NETHERLANDS

WHERE I GO...OTHERS FOLLOW

I see Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been spending some time in the McAllen/Edinburg area.  Like me, they know where the action is!

MUMPS: WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THE MUMPS?

I know I had it, on one side, when I was a kid but haven't heard about it in years.  Until today.

One case of mumps has been confirmed at UW-Lacrosse and there are two more suspected cases.

YES!

IT'S A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE!


E=MC2

DAMN GOOD ADVICE


BIRDS ARRIVING IN WISCONSIN

LEAVE IT TO THE DUTCH

The Dutch are about to test the worlds first "glow in the dark" highway!  A special paint has been developed that stores up sunlight during the day and glows after dark.  The paint will be used for the enter line and on each side of the road.

CLICK HERE FOR AN ARTICLE AND PICTURE ABOUT THE PROJECT.
 
 

HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE HUGGED YOUR CHICKEN TODAY?

EASTER WEATHER

FINALLY! A BEAUTIFUL DAY!
We start the Easter weekend with a sunny Friday and a high around 55.  If you're heading out of town for the holiday, this is a good driving day.

Tomorrow we'll have to deal with wind gusts to 25 MPH but the temperature will be almost perfect with a high of 70.

Now, the bad news.  Easter Sunday will be close to 70 again but we'll have to dodge the raindrops.  Our chance for Easter rain is 70%.

ANIMAL CRACKERS

It's Animal Crackers Day and I dare you to watch this video without smiling.

GOOD ONE!

TODAY'S THOUGHT

Nobody knows who said it but, whoever it was, they knew what they were talking about!
 
"Knowledge is being aware of what you can do.  Wisdom is knowing when not to do it."

BUNNY TIME

REMEMBERING DICK CLARK

Dick Clark died 2 years ago today.
 

TODAYS HOLIDAY


A NOTE FROM DONNIE

"I just heard, on TV, that the U.S. population is 5 billion pounds overweight.  That's 2,500,000 tons."

WARMER WEATHER/ OUR NORMAL HIGH FOR APRIL 18 IS 60 DEGREES


Thursday, April 17, 2014

VIKINGS FOREVER

VISITING AUNT WILDA

What a wonderful visit Rita, Roger and I had with Aunt Wilda this afternoon.  She had just had her hair done and looked so much better than the last couple of times we saw her.  As usual, she was a delight and it was fun to see her feeling so good..
 
There are roads closed for repairs now
that the snow is gone so we had to come back via Grandad Bluff.  This, in turn, forced us into the Alpine Inn for some refreshment before tackling that curvy, downhill road.  It was a fun day!

WHO KNEW

I like this!  Did you know you can die your Easter eggs a beautiful rust color by using ONION SKINS?
READ ALL ABOUT IT RIGHT HERE

BATTER UP!

We can't play baseball until we get the snow off the field.

NOBODY

See all the green?  According to the census, those are all the places where nobody lives.

FEELINGS

JOE FOSS

If you've ever lived in South Dakota, you'll want to remember that JOE FOSS WAS BORN 99 YEARS AGO TODAY.

Foss was a real South Dakota hero.  The Sioux Falls airport code is FSD which stands for "Foss Field".

As a World War II hero, Joe shot down 26 enemy planes during the battle for Guadalcanal.  He went on to become the Governor of South Dakota and the first commissioner of the American Football League.
 
R.I.P.
JOE FOSS

BALLS

I loved the headline that went with this video.  It said, "WATCHING CRICKET BALLS BEING MADE MAY BE MORE INTERESTING THAN WATCHING CRICKET."

JUST SAYING


AMEN

REMEMBERING MICKEY MANTLE

MICKEY MANTLE PLAYED HIS FIRST GAME WITH THE YANKEES ON APRIL 17, 1951.

QUOTE

WARMER WEATHER

Is it finally going to start to feel like spring?

MUSTANG

BABY BABBLE

CLICK HERE AND TURN UP THE SOUND
You can't compete with kittens, puppies or babies.

VIROQUA


Off to Viroqua to see Aunt Wilda this morning.  Going with Rita and Roger.  It's been a long time since we've been up there so I'm looking forward to the trip.

JUST PRETENDING

According to Kurt Vonnegut, "We are what we pretend to be."

If I am what I pretend to be.....I'm not very good at pretending.

MUSTANG

IT'S FORD MUSTANG DAY
The only car I ever owned was a Mustang convertible.

A STUPID SIGN


LOOKS LIKE TEXAS

Donnie and Linda are down there somewhere.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

BABY+DOG

This picture makes me feel good all over!

BLOWIN' IN THE WIND

I was one year and one day old, the day one of the country's all-time greatest musical treasures was born in Duluth, Minnesota.  And, it was on this day, in 1962, in New York that Bob Dylan introduced this classic to the world.

CLASSIC HITS

I had forgotten all about this song.  It's fun to hear it again.

Desmond was born in Kingston, Jamaica in 1941 and, sadly, died of a heart attack in 2006.
 .

BEER SALES

I was reading an article on beer in The Atlantic this morning.  The big seller in Domestic beers is Bud Light.  The Top import is Corona Light and America's favorite craft beer is Samuel Adams.

SIMON'S SPRINGTIME

DONNIE'S RESOLUTION

Donnie wrote this on New Years Eve, 2011.  As far as I can tell, we're still waiting.

DONNIE'S NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
"After a lifetime of cynicism, I am going to imagine that we are not living in a decline but a global renaissance leading to better times for all.  This will require great courage and imagination but it's worth a try".

(He must be sipping that rum again)

ORDER IN THE COURT

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

A LENNON LINE

SHIT, I MISSED AGAIN

Here's a joke from Rita and Roger.

CATHOLIC GOLF
A catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off to enjoy a round of golf.

The Priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing.  He missed the ball entirely and said, "Shit, I missed"

The good sister told him to watch his language.

On his next swing, Father missed again.  "Shit, I missed", he said.

"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing." said the nun.

The priest promised to do better and the round continued.  On the 4th tee he missed again.  His usual comment followed.


Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing."

On the next tee he misses again and, again, he says, "Shit, I missed".

A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightening comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

From above comes a booming voice.  "Shit, I missed again.

IT'S THE BIGGEST LITTLE CITY IN THE USA!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOBBY VINTON

There are still a few rockers around that are older than me.  Bobby Vinton is 79 today.
Bobby performed at his own theater in Branson until 2002.  He and his wife, Dolores, live in Englewood, Florida.

AIR FARES

LOVE MY TWITTER

As you know, I'm a big Twitter fan.  I was scrolling through the list of folks who are following me, this morning.  There are 610 of them, at the moment, so I haven't made it through the whole list but I want to thank a few of the people who catch my tweets every day.

*Green Bay Packers
*City of Los Angeles
*South Dakota Travel
*Festival Foods
*Texas Storm Chasers

Thanks, folks.  Love ya' all!

TODAYS GOOD NEWS

STILL WINTER

Cloudy and windy with some rain this afternoon.  That's as good as it will get in La Crosse today.  We lucked out and we're missing, what I hope is, the last blast of winter weather for Wisconsin.

THE DONALD

So.  The Donald bought himself a new plane.  This sure as hell would beat sitting in coach class on a low fare airline with a bag of peanuts in your hand.
 

SEARS OBIT

It was in 1972 that Sears started building what, then, was to be the worlds tallest building.  It's still a landmark building but, alas no longer the tallest and no longer the Sears Building.

And now, the final nail in the coffin.  Sears retail store, that has been doing business in Chicago's loop since 1932, has gone out of business and closed this past Sunday.

OLD AGE BOMBSHELL

Aren't you ashamed of yourself, complaining about your "old age"?  You've got to learn to boogie, baby!

SAVE THE ELEPHANTS DAY

Next to little cats, big cats, dogs and horses, I like elephants best.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

MOST WEDDINGS COST AROUND $20,000

BEAUTIFUL PHOTO

SPECIAL


CANADIAN BORDER CORN

They're starting to grow corn in southern Canada where the growing season has lengthened two weeks in the last 50 years.
 

IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU CRY


BLOOD MOON

Beautiful photo from last night.

MISERABLE MARCH

Here's a good summary of just how miserable it was.
If Donnie and Linda decide to take another trip to Europe they now have a convenient way of going.  British Airways began non-stop service between Austin and London yesterday.  This is the first, ever, non-stop intercontinental air service from Austin.

SLOW START: SPRING

On April 20, 2012 I posted an item that Rita had planted her flower garden.  This is the picture she sent.

Look at all the green in the background.  I don't think we'll see that much green on April 20 this year.  I'll be happy if there just isn't any snow on the ground.

WILL THERE BE A SUMMER?

Do you suppose we'll ever see another day like this in Wisconsin?

TAX ON WOMEN?

MOVIES "MADE IN CHINA"

Did you know that China's movie industry has invested in two up-coming Hollywood movies?  Chinese movie interests also have stakes in some of the biggest USA movie chains that account for half of all ticket sales in this country.

TALKING TAXES

So, let's talk taxes...as only Roseanne can do it.

LA CROSSE HIGH: 40 TODAY 53 TOMORROW

IF YOU LOVE AVIATION AS MUCH AS I DO....THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL VIDEO!

747 TAKE OFF


MID-APRIL COLD

This isn't the first time the 15th of April has felt more like winter than spring.  On April 15, 1949 Caledonia and Gays Mills both reported 6 inches of new snow.

LATE 1927 SNOWSTORM

Reading the Bryson book on the summer of 1927 I found out that Detroit was scheduled to host the New York Yankees for a baseball game which had to be cancelled on May 14, 1927 because of heavy snow in Detroit.

TODAY'S THE DAY


ANOTHER YEAR OLDER!

Penny and I when we were much, much, much, much, much younger.  I may be wrong but I believe this was in Florida.

DETOUR: CONSTRUCTION AHEAD!

 A reminder for folks driving I-90 from Wisconsin into Minnesota:

The westbound off ramp to La Crescent is now closed for construction.

Continue on I-90 to the DRESBACH EXIT.  Drive east to the HIGHWAY 61 EXIT to La Crescent.

After that, you're on your own.

Monday, April 14, 2014

IT DOESN'T GET CUTER THAN THIS

NO GAZING ALLOWED

In 1927 there was a law on the books in Oshkosh that made it illegal for a man and woman to "gaze into each others eyes" while dancing!

WHEEL OF BAD LUCK

You've got to feel sorry for this guy.

TODAY IS NATIONAL DOLPHIN DAY

STILL TALKING MORE SNOW THIS WEEK


ACCUWEATHER SAYS EASTER SUNDAY IN LA CROSSE WILL BE CLOUDY WITH A HIGH OF 59 DEGREES

HOT TIP: GETTING RID OF PESTS


DONNIE'S MORNING DISPATCH

"Had to get our turtlenecks out again this morning.  Chance of freezing temperatures in Austin tonight."

HERE COME THE FLOODS

INSANE WEATHER

The temperature in Amarillo, Texas hit 90 degrees on Saturday.  This morning it's snowing.

There's another place you don't want to live.

SNOW TOTALS FROM LAST NIGHT

HOUSTON: 1.02"
LA CRESCENT: 1.50"
LA CROSSE: 2.09"

KENTUCKY DERBY DRINK

It's almost Kentucky Derby time.  If your horse comes in a winner you might want to celebrate with a very special Mint Julep.  You'll, probably, want only one because each one will cost you $1,000.00.  Get the story here!

I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS!

LET'S EAT OUT

The top 50 restaurants with the most spectacular views
Be ready to spend very big bucks if you want to eat at any of these places but I'll bet it would be a great experience.
 
Note to Donnie: Two of them are in Istanbul.

OH! I LOVE THIS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORETTA LYNNE: 79 TODAY

She is the definition of country music.

STICKING ONLY IN WISCONSIN


DO YOU SEE THIS???  SNOWING IN 12 STATES BUT ONLY STICKING IN WISCONSIN.  I'm sorry if I offend anyone but I've lived in places coast to coast and border to border.  I've said it before and I'll say it again.  The worst damn place to live, in this world, is Wisconsin.

THE NASTIEST 4 LETTER WORD: SNOW

I got up, this morning, flew to the window and sure enough.  There it was.  SNOW!

The ground is white.  The tops of the cars are white.  I broke into song.  "I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE EASTER".
So, the snow ends this morning but is this the final, final round of winter weather??

HELL, NO!

The forecast, for La Crosse, shows a chance for snow Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.

The last I heard, the Easter Bunny has talked Santa Claus, and the reindeer, into bringing the Easter eggs to your house this year.  Those guys from the North Pole are better equipped to handle this weather than a bunny is.

HOME SWEET HOME


HUMANS NEED A LOT OF HELP

I'M JUST SAYING.....


PAN AMERICAN DAY


Sunday, April 13, 2014

COLD AND WET

It's been raining most of the afternoon and tonight it will change over to snow.  One to two inches is expected with 40 MPH wind gusts.

SOME HAZARDOUS DRIVING CONDITIONS MAY DEVELOP.

NASTY NIGHT AHEAD

NICK TWEETS

I tweeted about our lousy spring weather and Nick saw it and replied:

RAIN, RAIN AND MORE RAIN

The radar map is awash with rain.  It's going to be with us for several hours, I fear.  This damn weather is getting me down.

LIBRARY WEEK


BASEBALL HISTORY

It was April 13, 1954 that Hank Aaron played his first major league game with the Milwaukee Braves.

LA CROSSE WEATHER