AUGUST 2014

AUGUST 2014

Saturday, March 29, 2014

DID YOU REMEMBER TO TURN OUT THE LIGHTS?

WOW! ANOTHER CALIFORNIA QUAKE: THIS ONE 4.1

I'm glad Donnie isn't there anymore!

WHY THE SOUR FACE?

THERE'S A LIME SHORTAGE!
Heavy rains and trees fighting a bacteria assault, in Mexico, are causing a severe shortage of limes north of the border.  Lime prices are going sky high.  We're looking at a MARGARITA CRISIS IN THE U.S.A.

HATS OFF TO CIRCUS CIRCUS

FRESH AIR!

With the morning sun shining through the windows, this morning, I was able to open the windows for the first time this spring and let the fresh air in.
 
Yes, there's more snow in the forecast Monday night through Wednesday but right now I'm enjoying the preview of what's to come if winter ever decides to leave us alone for a few months.
 

GOTTA LOVE COLBERT

A WARNING FROM SOUTH DAKOTA

Be advised that if you're planning on being in South Dakota this summer, beginning July 1, the fine for texting while driving will be $100.00
 
 

TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN, SPORT


WHO'S THE BOSS?

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
 
The next day, he brought a small sign that read:
 
"I'm THE Boss!"
 
He then taped it to his office door.
 
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:
 
"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
 

DWIGHT DOES VEGAS TONIGHT

Dwight Yoakam— 03/29/14 at The Pearl at the Palms: Dwight Yoakam-- 03/29/14 at The Pearl at the Palms http://t.co/6pkr8D45Ah
— Las Vegas Events (@events_vegas) March 29, 2014
I see DWIGHT YOAKAM is working in VEGAS TONIGHT.

One of my favorite ELVIS performances was always "Suspicious Minds" and, I gotta say, Dwight does a great version of that song as well.

WHITE OUT IN THE BLACK HILLS?

Those spring snow storms are a Black Hills trademark and there's a HEAVY SNOW WATCH FROM DEADWOOD TO RAPID CITY tonight into tomorrow morning.

"IFFY" FLYING OUT OF THE TWIN CITIES TOMORROW

LIFE IN PRISON--NOTHING LESS

The people who do these acts should spend the rest of their days behind bars.  Of all the animals on this earth, none are more cruel than humans.
 

THIS LOOKS LIKE A FUN NIGHT

#1 ACADEMIA ALCOHOL ARRESTS

REHABS.COM reports that UW-La Crosse ranks #1 in alcohol arrests in the USA.  The school rose from #9, on the list, last year.
 
That's, probably not the best publicity for La Crosse but it's not the first time the city has had its drinking problems exposed and it won't be the last.

WAITING FOR WARMER WEATHER

They say warmer weather is on the way but there's no hint of it yet.  The 5:00 A.M. temperature, in La Crosse, was 29 degrees with a WIND CHILL OF 24That's too cold for these old bones.

AUSTRALIA ALREADY CELEBRATING EARTH HOUR

THEY NEED ME

A NOTE FROM DUANE

"On your blog you mentioned a petition to give Alaska back to Russia.  If anybody should have it back it's the Eskimos.".

Right on, Duane!

MY FAVORITE WORD IS: WARMER


I AM NOT YOUR AVERAGE PERSON

A COCK-A-DOODLE DO CAN DO IT IF HE STICKS TO IT

NOBODY WOULD LOVE THIS MORE THAN ABBOT & COSTELLO


 
 Too young to remember or so old you can't remember??  In any case watch the routine...then look at the picture and tell me Hu's on first.

DON'T FORGET EARTH HOUR TONIGHT


Friday, March 28, 2014

SOME EXCITEMENT IN LA CROSSE TONIGHT

THE HAIL MISSED DONNIE AND LINDA

Donnie said, "Saw the dark clouds in the northwest but we got nothing in our southwest neighborhood."

WONDER IF DONNIE AND LINDA GOT ANY??

I GOT ANOTHER SWEATER TODAY

Donnie bought a sweater in Ireland that doesn't fit him.  It is a beautiful and heavy sweater that will get good use next winter.
 
This is the second, virtually brand new, sweater he's sent this month.  Wouldn't you think, at his age, he'd know enough to check the size before he bought it?
 
I need a new pair of pants and a coffee pot.  I wonder if he has either of those in the wrong size?

COULD THIS BE TRUE??

CLOSE TO 50 TOMORROW AND 60 ON SUNDAY!

MY SHOPPING ADVENTURES

I went to Walgreen's for pills this morning.  I'm glad I did because they informed me that April 1 is SENIOR DISCOUNT DAY at Walgreen's.

A 15% discount on most products, a 20% discount on Walgreen's products with your Balance Rewards card and if you stop at the pharmacy you get a free gift!  Hey!  Is that a deal or what?
 
Before the Walgreen's trip I went to Co-op to get some meat.  That's all I needed.  Came home with a bag full of groceries and forgot the meat.
 
Apparently I wasn't in line when they handed out the memory package for my brain.

THANK YOU GUNDERSON CLINIC!

With the move into the new building, Gunderson Clinic was forced to change their billing policy at Urgent Care.  Because Urgent Care and Emergency Care were combined into the same room, insurance rules required that people using Urgent Care would now be required to PAY FOR EMERGENCY CARE even though that was not what they were getting.
 
Obviously, the clinic was hearing loud and clear from the patients and they responded.  They are changing back to separate rooms for urgent and emergency care which will mean the billing will change back to what it was before also.
 
It's a shame that we live in a country where the health care we get is determined by the insurance companies and politicians rather than medical professionals but, in this case, the medical professionals had enough compassion for their patients to do the right thing.

THE BIRDS....REMEMBERED

It was on March 28, 1963 that "THE BIRDS" opened in New York.  The classic Alfred Hitchcock movie was preceded by one of the greatest film trailers of all time.  This is PURE HITCHCOCK!

THIS REALLY PISSES ME OFF. A FISH WITH MORE HAIR THAN I HAVE.

THUNDERSTORMS AND SNOWFLAKES

The National Weather Service is talking about thunderstorms on Monday with a "wintery mix Wednesday and Thursday.
 
I used to like spring but I'm sure not liking this one.  March was miserable.  I'm hoping for an adorable April.

WHAT'S UP IN ALASKA?

Have you read about the petition, that's floating around Alaska, seeking to give the state back to Russia??  30 thousand people have already signed it.

I'D RATHER BE IN AUSTIN

The heat is on in Texas.  Austin's high today will be around 88.  I don't know how much moving Donnie and Linda have left but, considering the amount of stuff they have, I'm sure they've got more to do today.

THE NEW ENGLISH

OUR WORST ENEMY: HUMANS

I WANT IT ON A STICK TODAY!

If you try hard enough you can figure out a way to put anything on a stick.  How about FROZEN CHILI ON A STICK?  This is really funny, kids!

A SUNNY SKY FOR LA CROSSE TODAY

The forecast calls for a sunny sky with a high near 40.  Tomorrow, more sun with temperatures climbing to 45.
 
Alas, this is La Crosse where you can't expect the weather to stay nice very long.  Rain returns Sunday night and Monday and we could even get a little more SNOW Monday night.

I WAS THINKING I SHOULD EAT MORE RADISHES

I really love radishes and I don't know why I don't buy them more often.

Radishes have lots of vitamin C, they're rich in fiber and they contain isothiocyanates which fight certain cancers.

"Hey", I thought, "I'm missing out on a healthy thing, here."  Then, I read on.

Turns out that radishes have lots of potassium, sodium and phosphorous.

Curses, foiled again.  My poor kidneys can't handle that stuff anymore.

Scratch radishes off the grocery list!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REBA Mc ENTIRE

59 TODAY!

WATCHING YOU


GO ANYWHERE BIKE?

The other day I showed you a bike with a boom box.  Now, here's a bike/trike that will take you, almost, anywhere!

Thursday, March 27, 2014

HOLY HOTEL, BATMAN!

Sorry I didn't work at this 4 Seasons Hotel.

RAIN DAY

It's nice, sitting inside, warm and dry, with a box of Kwik Trip Glazer doughnuts and a cup of coffee watching the rain come down.  I hope our snow days are gone for a while.

MY FAVORITE AFTERNOON TWEET

AMAZING EMERGENCY SHELTER

MOVING DAY

The moving van is backed up to the front door.  This is moving day for Donnie and Linda.  Donnie is stationed at the house to keep an eye on the progress while Linda is at her post in the apartment waiting to give the orders when they arrive there.

ELVIS FOR SALE

Donnie put 24 of my old Elvis records on Craig's List today.  Will be interesting to see if they sell.

BOLIVIA

I don't recall Donnie telling me about this.

ONE OF THE GREATEST LINES IN LITERATURE

From "Nicholas Nickleby" by Charles Dickens
"There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets."

A HUNK A HUNK A BURNING VIDEO!

This is one of the scariest videos I've ever seen.  If it were a movie you'd say "neat special effects".  THIS AIN'T NO MOVIE.  IT'S THE REAL THING!

This happened in HOUSTON, TEXAS!

IT'S RAINING IN JANESVILLE AND JOHNSON CREEK THIS MORNING

TURN OFF THE LIGHTS SATURDAY NIGHT


AGRIHOODS ARE IN!

A friend of Donnie's sent an article from the New York Times that sounds interesting.
 
The latest trend in living is AGRIHOODS.  These are neighborhood communities where "lambs caper in common green areas and chickens scratch in citrus groves."
 
Apparently, now that we've destroyed as much "nature" as we can (in the name of "development") we've decided to create our own artificial nature.
 
More and more I've come to think it's humans that are, actually, the "dumb animals".

SOUTH DAKOTA SNOW

Bad day for travel in South Dakota.

THIS IS THE LONGEST MONTH I'VE EVER LIVED THROUGH

NATIONAL WHISKY DAY

SNOOKY MEMORIES

SNOOKY LANSON is long gone and so is "Your Hit Parade" but I mention this just because I always wondered what it would be like to be a grown man and have people calling you "Snooky".

In any event, today is a milestone because Snooky was born 100 years ago today.

I pulled up this video so that people, too young to remember, could see who I'm talking about.

For those of us who are old enough to remember, this will remind you just how awful "Your Hit Parade" was and how they managed to turn the weeks top songs into such miserable performances.

When you watch this you have to know that Elvis iis spinning in his grave!

And, everybody's SMOKING!  It sure was a different world back then!

SOUNDS LIKE TONIGHT COULD GET MISERABLE

Rain will turn to rain and snow after midnight.  Blustery winds to 25 MPH will accompany the precipitation.

That's the bad news.  The good news is that tomorrow will be mostly sunny with a high of 41.

STOP: THINK ABOUT IT

STRANGE, BUT TRUE IN TEXAS

Like Paul Harvey used to say, "Now you know the rest of the story", but in this case we don't.  I'll spend the day thinking up scenarios that could have led to this sign posting.

Donnie writes:
"Saw an unusual bathroom sign, today, in our lovely bakery, café, coffee shop."

DO NOT DEFECATE IN THE URINAL
"What do you suppose would have prompted such a notice?  Someone with a grudge against the place?  Someone who has to poop standing up?  The imagination runs wild."


Life is full of mysteries.  This is just one of them.

Another one to ponder:

GUESS WHAT TODAY IS!

QUIRKY COUNTRY MUSIC
SONG TITLES DAY
And here are a few
of the all time great ones!

1 - Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

2 - Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

3 - Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

4 - Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

5 - How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

6 - How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

7 - I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

8 - I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

9 - I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

10 - I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

11 - I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

12 - I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

13 - I Wanna Whip Your Cow

14 - I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

15 - I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

TODAY'S BIRTHDAY


Wednesday, March 26, 2014

THREATENING THURSDAY!

The National Weather Service gives us a 100% chance for RAIN AND SLEET TOMORROW!

WOW! THIS IS SPECTACULAR!

IT TAKES ALL KINDS

Exposing and peeping all at the same time??  That's a "time-saver" I never thought about.

GETTING WARMER BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH

DO I REALLY NEED A BOOM BOX BIKE?

TOO HIGH FOR ME

Not even for all the money in the world would I sit on the edge of that rock.

HERE'S A NEAT WISCONSIN T-SHIRT

RAIN IS SNOW WITHOUT THE FLAKES

Hey!  This looks kind of "springy"!  The forecast calls for a 40% chance of RAIN  tonight and a 90% chance for rain tomorrow! Yes!  RAIN.  NOT SNOW.  I don't know about you but I'm ready for rain.  Let's lose the snow for a few months.

MY PEOPLE. THE VIKINGS. SO DAMN SMART!

AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
 
 
Diana Ross 
 
 
70 TODAY!


MOTHERS FAVORITE COLOR


Tuesday, March 25, 2014

WEENIE TURTLES!

This looks like a fun way to clog your arteries.

NO HEAT WAVE.....BUT.....

At 4:00 P.M. it was 23 degrees. Tomorrows high forecast is 43 degrees.  If it warms up 20 degrees it's going to feel like summer.

PITCHER PERFECT

Look what Donnie found!  Anybody recognize it?
"Found this in our move.  Mother's? Grandmothers?  I don't remember it and it looks unused.

Silver plated.  I checked it out on eBay but it's not worth much."

A BICYCLE BUILT FOR.....HOW MANY????

HOLD THE COLD....PLEASE!

When you're closing in on the end of March, the sun is shining and you still have a wind chill of 4 below at 10:00 A.M. you know you're not in south Texas anymore!  This Wisconsin "spring" has now become just outright ridiculous.

Yogurt+Abs?

As far as I know, I have never eaten any yogurt and I don't have any abs, as far as I know.  What do you think I should do?

SAFE WALKING CITIES

A new survey from Gallup/Healthways lists some of the safest cities to walk in at night.  Check these out.
  • Des Moines
  • Boulder
  • Honolulu
  • Sioux Falls

Unfortunately, I notice one place on the list of the most unsafe cities to live in is one I lived in.  McAllen/Edinburg, Texas.

I must say I walked to work at 4:30 every morning, before the sun was up, for several years and the only time I was "attacked" it was a pack of dogs.  Take it from me, unlike humans, if you want to stop a pack of dogs in their tracks, stand your ground and let them know you're not afraid.  Run and you're dead meat!

OOPS!

I was about to start getting ready for my doctor appointment, this morning, when a little voice in my head said, "Double check the date, dummy."

I went to the "My Care" account on the internet and, sure enough, when the doctors office called a few weeks ago to change the appointment date I did put the new date on the calendar but forget to delete the old date which was today.
 
I sure am glad I didn't get out in this miserable cold weather and walk the mile to the clinic to find out I didn't have to be there.  The new appointment date is April 30 and if it hasn't warmed up by then....forget it!

SAY CHEESE

Here's something to do in your spare time.  And, if you're as old as I am, that's all you have left is spare time!
 
MAKE YOUR OWN CHEESE AT HOME
 

THUNDERBIRD THRILLS

What if you were a Thunderbird pilot.  What would it look like from the pilots seat?  How soon would you wet your pants?

SPRING AHEAD??

I see some hope, in the forecast, for better days ahead.  The forecast shows a high of 60 on Sunday and 50 on Monday!

A GOOD LINE TO REMEMBER

AG DAY: THINKING OF DAD

The Wisconsin Public Service Farm Show starts today in Oshkosh.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELTON JOHN

Just a kid!  Only 67 today!

CONGRESSONAL MOTTO

"YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY"

SNOW

I saw a little snow falling around Madison early this morning.  Otherwise all was quiet and cold in western Wisconsin.  The next system moves in Thursday with a wintery mix.

THERE GOES THURSDAY

I see we have another miserable day coming up on Thursday and Thursday night.
 
We're talking Rain, snow and a rain/snow mix.  What have we done to deserve this weather torture??

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARETHA FRANKLIN!

72 TODAY!

HAPPY WAFFLE DAY!!


Monday, March 24, 2014

WILD WYOMING

HUMANE SOCIETY: LOVE YOU!

THIS MAKES ME SICK

ANOTHER SWEATER

Donnie is sending me another sweater!  He bought this one in Ireland.  He says it doesn't fit him.
 
I don't care if it fits or not.  If I'm going to spend the rest of my life in Wisconsin, I need all the sweaters and coats I can get!

THERE GOES THE SUN!

We had a nice, sunny morning but the clouds are now rolling in and the forecast still calls for snow late this afternoon and tonight.  We're not talking a lot of snow.  Just enough of a touch to remind us that spring has left out Wisconsin this year.

GOOD QUESTION!


19 YEAR OLD HIGH SCHOOL FILM STUDENT, JOE BUSH, CREATED THIS MAGNIFICENT WORK.

OUR STORY
IN TWO MINUTES
By Joe Bush


NICE SHOT OF MILWAUKEE THIS MORNING

BELIEVE IT OR NOT: THE COCKROACH HAS BEEN AROUND LONGER THAN I HAVE.

THE AVERAGE LA CROSSE HIGH FOR MARCH IS 44...TODAY'S HIGH WILL BE AROUND 34

YUK! IT'S CHOCOLATE COVERED RAISIN DAY. I HATE RAISINS.

WHEN WILL IT END?

1/2 to 2 inches of snow is forecast for this afternoon and evening.  Northeast Iowa could get more.

Meanwhile, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that the weatherman is right when he says we could get temperatures near 60 by next Sunday!

PUT ON YOUR PARTY SHOES, GIRLS!

I WATCHED MORE TELEVISION, YESTERDAY, THAN I'VE WATCHED IN THE PAST YEAR

I turned the TV on around one o'clock and started flipping through the channels.  I happened to catch the PBS series MASTERPIECE THEATER on Wisconsin Public Television.

The were showing a marathon re-run of last seasons "soap opera" series about Harry Gordon Selfridge which I had not seen.
 
I got hooked on it and watched and watched and watched until 10:00 P.M.!!  I can't remember the last time I was up that late or watched that much television.
 
I have always been fascinated with the life of Harry Selfridge because he was  born in Ripon, Wisconsin and grew up to become a very wealthy man working for Marshall Fields in Chicago for 25 years.

He moved his family to London and established the world famous Selfridges Department Store which is still in business today as a chain of very successful high-end department stores.

It was Harry Selfridge who invented the phrase, "the customer is always right" and he was also the first retailer to advertise with the slogan "XX More Shopping Days until Christmas".

Selfridge was one of the most colorful men who ever lived.  He invented more successful sales techniques than you can count and in his private life he was a heavy drinker, gambler and woman chaser which was, finally, his downfall.

The series is excellent and a "soap opera" well worth watching.  The new season begins Sunday night and I'll be up late every Sunday night for the next few months.  If you want to get hooked on great drama, I recommend this program about one of Wisconsin's most famous and colorful legends.

By the way, many department stores still have the perfume/makeup counter right at the front door as you walk in the building.  It was Harry Selfridge who put it there.  Guess why?

Back in the day when he opened his store, most of the transportation was still by horse and buggy.  That meant that customers tended to track horse manure into the store and that's the first thing you smelled when you opened the door.  Harry took care of that a "spritz" of perfume!

THEY WERE GETTING SOME LIGHT SNOW IN WORLAND EARLY THIS MORNING

RITA'S 15 MINUTES OF FAME! "MANGO RITA" CHA CHA CHA

IT WAS ON THIS DATE, IN 1958, THAT THE MOST TALKED ABOUT HAIRCUT SINCE SAMSON TOOK PLACE!

IT'S A BIG DAY FOR LAS VEGAS!

Sunday, March 23, 2014

AMAZING! I NEVER HEARD OF "ICE STRINGERS" BEFORE

IT'S SNOWING IN CHICAGO THIS MORNING

A GOOD THOUGHT

28 DAYS TO EASTER AND WE STILL HAVE SNOW IN THE FORECAST. AN INCH TOMORROW. ANOTHER INCH TOMORROW NIGHT. BETTER PUT EAR MUFFS ON YOUR EASTER BONNET!

To celebrate CLEANING WEEK, I thought I'd share this cleaning video with you. I know Rita and Roger will enjoy it if no one else does.

Don't you love it?


RITA REPORTS:

"Two days into spring and no crocus".
Did I forget to mention?  Wisconsin has cancelled spring this year.

We're going to need more wheelchairs.

A story in the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel says that a report from the University of Wisconsin/Madison shows that Wisconsin is the 20th oldest state in the USA and by 2020 24% of the people, living here, will be 60 or older.  By 2030 27% will have gray hair that's falling out.

I'm getting out of here.  I don't want to be around all those old fogeys.

I'm closely watching the story on the oil spill on Galveston Bay. The barge, that collided with a ship, is carrying nearly a million gallons of oil.

Galveston, the bay and beaches are special to me.  Rita and I spent a wonderful day there and Willard and I made many trips to Galveston while I was living in Houston.

Lynne reports Bethel Home is still closed.

Aunt Wilda is still doing fine and hasn't caught the illness going around the building.

Since they couldn't go to see her yesterday, they went to eat at the Olive Garden in Madison with Derrick, Jennifer and Jennifer's Dad.

Lynne said, "Nice to see the snow melting."

Get the mop out!


I got a note from Alan Leith Gollner after I sent him a note telling him how much I'm loving his book, "The Book of Immortality".

This is not the first author I've contacted to tell them how much I like their work and every one has always answered my note.
 
After my many years in radio, I know how quick the public is to criticize but few let you know when they like what your doing.  I suppose that's why I feel the need to let them know they're appreciated.
 
Alan's book covers a lot of territory but, right now, I'm reading about the interviews he did with David Copperfield and, let me tell you, it's a fascinating story!
Just click on the You Tube logo at the bottom right and you'll be able to watch the video.
 

Here's a man I can relate to.

Apparently, spring will be a little late this year. Or, this being Wisconsin, it could even be a lot late!

The forecast calls for sunshine today but a very cold 25 degrees for a high.  Tomorrow things get worse.  As much as an inch of new snow could fall.  Visions of tiptoeing through the tulips are fading fast!

LA CROSSE WEATHER