SUMMERTIME WORK

If you're kid is looking for a summertime job, the best place for a kid to work a summertime job is SEATTLE.  They just raised THE MINIMUM WAGE to $15.00 an hour!

Well, there goes all the fun!

Commissioners in Deadwood have voted against allowing open containers of alcohol on Main Street during weekends. http://t.co/JSWAiTEWQi
— KELO News (@keloland) April 22, 2014

ORDER IN THE COURT

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?