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Saturday, October 22, 2011

Duane is taking a break.  Unfortunately, it's in the hospital.  He's recovering from pneumonia.  I talked to him, this afternoon, and he said he's feeling a lot better and the doctors say he should be able to go home Monday.
IT'S BEEN ONE OF THOSE DAYS
I have spent most of the morning fighting with this #@%**++ computer, trying to log in.  "incorrect password", "you don't have an account", and all sorts of other odd messages kept popping up.

How did I fix it?  I don't know.  I just kept hitting keys and going to different windows and using every naughty word I could think of and, all of a sudden, my computer decided it knew me again.  I have a sneaking suspicion it was the naughty words that made the difference.

JOAN FONTAINE IS 94 TODAY - ANETTE FUNICELLO IS 69

LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE NUT!
They're loaded with energy, filled with antioxidants, vitamins and minerals....Oh! Oh!  One of the minerals they're loaded with is potassium.

Potassium is great for controlling heart rate and blood pressure.  Alas, you have to get rid of excess potassium or it will settle in your bones and turn them to mush.

If your kidneys are failing, your body can't get rid of that extra potassium and mushy bones suck which means no blueberry walnut pie for me.

Another one of the perks of living in your "golden years".
The last time the Bassmaster Fishing Tournament was held in La Crosse was in 1983.  The four day tournament will return here, next summer, bringing in 100 fishing contestants, thousands of spectators and national television coverage and, of course, millions of dollars of revenue for the city.
Would you believe I slept until 4 A.M.!  That's like a normal person sleeping until 1 P.M. 
You got your National Nut Day goin' here and I woke up thinking about blueberries for some reason.  Combine the two and you come up with BLUEBERRY WALNUT PIE (Click here for recipe)

Friday, October 21, 2011

What if the bible contained a passage about a parent teaching table manners to his children?  This is one of the cutest bits of humor you'll ever read.  CONCERNING FOOD AND DRINK
WKBT is reporting a story about a La Crosse couple who lived in Lybia for many years.  My memory is pretty shakey on my high school days but, if I'm not mistaken, I think John Monson taught school in West Salem back in the '50's.  Maybe Donnie will remember.  SEE THE INTERVIEW HERE

TIME WILL PUBLISH ITS ALL TIME 100 BEST SONGS NEXT WEEK

Everybody's doing it!
JUST A MEMORY
MARK THIS ON YOUR CALENDAR
"RAIN" a Tribute to the Beatles from the beginning through the 60's will be performed by the BROADWAY CAST from the RUSHMORE PLAZA CIVIC CENTER IN RAPID CITY on NBC Sunday November 6 from 3 to 5 CENTRAL TIME.

The show was taped on October 15 for the November 6 airing.  I can't wait to see that.
It's cold but we have a clear blue sky!
skycam images

George Clooney says actors have huge egos but a politicians is bigger.

NOAA says 91% of Texas, 87% of Oklahoma and 63% of New Mexico now are experiencing extreme or exceptional drought and it would take 10 to 15 inches of rain before it even started to make a difference.  According to the forecasts for the winter, they ain't gonna get it.

This will blow your mind. Behind the USA and India, Nigeria has the 3rd biggest film industry in the world!

Remember Joyce Randolph?  You do?  Then you're really, really, really, really old.  She played Trixi on "The Honeymooners".  The rest of the cast is gone but she's still hanging in there at 87 today.

Foreigners are buying about 25% of the Florida homes being sold these days.

Thunder insisted I include this web page on my blog today: CELEBRITIES HOLDING CATS
It's called a LENTICULAR CLOUD and it's the strangest looking cloud I've ever seen.
CLICK HERE TO SEE A PICTURE OF IT

What causes it? CHECK HERE WITH WIKIPEDIA
You can't have the holiday without the recipe so here it is:
Pumpkin Cheesecake Recipe

Thursday, October 20, 2011


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ON THE ROAD AGAIN
Donnie and Linda are leaving on a little trip tomorrow.  He said, "We depart  for Ft. Davis, El Paso, and Surprise, AZ.  (Surprise is a suburb of Phoenix, where Linda's sister-in-law is retired.)  Should be back around Nov. 1.

Linda is out now buying a new laptop to take on the road, so if she can figure it out, we should remain on-line."

WHY SURPRISE?
I just couldn't rest until I found out why they would name the town "Surprise".  It turns out that Flora Mae (great name) Statler, whose husband was a big real estate developer, named the town and she called it "Surprise" because she said she's be surprised if it ever amounted to anything.

It did, indeed, amount to something.  In 2000 the population of Surprise was 30,848 folks.  By 2010 there were 117,517 people living in Surprise.  And no one would be more surprised than Flora Mae.

MY PARKA IS ZIPPED UP AND READY FOR DUTY

THE LATEST WINTER TEMPERATURE MAP FROM NOAA.
Jon Bon Jovi
is as good as they get
Read this:
TOP 10 SIGNS YOU MAY BE TOO OLD FOR TRICK OR TREAT
0 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treatin
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
Good old Harold Camping is checking his calculations again.  He's the preacher who said the world would end on May 21.  When it didn't happen he said he made a mistake in the calculations.  He forgot to carry the 1, or something.

He's re-calculated and he's got it right this time.  It will all definitely come to an end tomorrow.

So, that does it.  No need to cover any plants.  Tonight's hard freeze won't make a damn bit of difference since there won't be any tomorrow.  Which means doing a load of laundry this morning will just be a waste of my valuable time.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Change is the only constant. ~ Heraclitus

THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
FREEZING TEMPS EXPECTED TONIGHT.

LOW TEMPS WILL FALL INTO THE UPPER 20S ACROSS MUCH OF THE
AREA TONIGHT. THIS WILL OCCUR AS HIGH PRESSURE BUILDS OVER THE
UPPER MIDWEST ALLOWING THE SKIES TO BECOME CLEAR & THE WINDS TO
BECOME LIGHT. WITH THESE TEMPS A KILLING FREEZE WILL
OCCUR ENDING THE GROWING SEASON FOR THE YEAR.
Click here to see a beautiful video of the NORTHERN LIGHTS OVER NORWAY
There are some spooky places around Wisconsin and one of them is in La Crosse.  For a list of some neat places to visit this halloween check out WISCONSIN TRAILS

MICKEY MANTLE WAS BORN OCT. 20, 1931 IN SPAVINAW, OK

HALLOWEEN FUN for the kids starts tomorrow night at the HIDDEN TRAILS CORN MAZE in West Salem.  CLICK HERE TO GET ALL THE INFORMATION.

Donnie was here, around this time, one year and we went through the maze.  The maze is located on a farm owned by one of Donnie's class-mates but, of course, I've forgotten who it was.

Actually it's kind of fun to try finding your way out.  If Donnie hadn't been along, I'd still be out in the field looking for the exit.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

When I was a kid all you heard, this time of year, was WORLD SERIES talk.  Now I don't hear anybody talking about it.  What happened to that?
If I didn't have kidneys that are rotting away, I'd order some of these in a minute!  CHOCOLATE COVERED POTATO CHIPS

I WORE MY PARKA FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS SEASON THIS MORNING!

Great joke in the Viking book I'm reading.
A man put lutefisk under the porch to get rid of the skunks who were living there.  It got rid of the skunks but now he can't figure out how to get rid of the Norwegians.
I LOVE THIS


TIME FLYS: AMY CARTER IS 44 TODAY

EXPECT FROST THURSDAY NIGHT

The talk on WCCO radio, this morning, was about building a casino in downtown Minneapolis.  They say profits could build a new Vikings stadium.  Wonder how far that will get?

GUSTY WINDS TO 60 MPH FROM MILWAUKEE TO THE ILLINOIS BORDER TODAY

I saw an interesting statistic in the La Crosse Tribune this morning: 57% of all the cranberries in the world are produced right here in Wisconsin.

HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS? SOCIAL SECURITY WILL GIVE US OLD FOLKS A RAISE IN 2012!

I LOVE IT
IT'S HAGFISH DAY!
And, I'll bet you don't know what a hagfish is.  Well, CLICK HERE AND LEARN SOMETHING NEW TODAY.

GLOBAL WEALTH COULD RISE 50% IN 5 YEARS

READ MORE

THE WIND CHILL IN LA CROSSE AT 7 A.M. WAS 33 DEGREES

BETTER TO BE IN BERGEN
The Bergen Film Festival Starts today.
DISCOVER BERGEN - CLICK HERE

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

"If you want your kids to have a halloween mask no other kid will have I know where you can find it but you'd better have deep pockets! CIRQUE DU SOLEIL
Roger said, "The tails grow longer when the birds are removed from the reach of the dogs."

I'M SAVING MY PENNYS FOR THE STAMP INCREASE. 45 CENTS BEGINNING JAN 22

Excitement around Eric and Berts hometown yesterday when a plane ran into a car in Watertown.  Check out this story and picture from the La Crosse Tribune.
So you think you had trouble getting to work this morning?  How would you like to try this?

It reminds me of a hot day in July, in New York. It was rush hour. I was jammed up against a lady with a gigantic purse with plastic fruit glued onto the side.

The temperature in the subway car had to be 100 degrees. The glue started to melt. The fruit started to fall off. We were packed in so tight that neither one of us could bend down to retrieve her "purse decor".
PBS launched a new food website, this morning, and it looks great!  I saved it to my favorites.  Take a look.  PBS FOOD
I told you Two and a half Men was in trouble after their second episode.  The ratings continue to drop.  Even though they were still #1 for the night, this weeks show got their lowest rating this season.  I hope they can turn it around.
I'm happy to see that Reinhart Food Service is moving their corporate headquarters into the Harborview Plaza building, downtown, next to the Radisson.  Every day there seems to be more and more happening downtown.  I love it!
I got a note, via TWITTER, from the folks at CABIN COFFEE.

"Happy chocolate cupcake day. 
We have them ready to go and they're great with a hot cup of joe on a chilly fall day. Yum."

FLU KILLS 49,000 A YEAR -114 KIDS DIED OF FLU LAST YEAR. STILL LESS THAN 50% OF AMERICANS GET THE SHOT.

Got my flu shot this morning.  Only took about 5 minutes to get in.
Here's a good one from Carl.

SOME ADULT TRUTHS
1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu- Ray dvds? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
 23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet in Hockey was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Ladies.....Quit laughing

YOU HEAR FROM EVERYBODY ON TWITTER. BARBARA WALTERS HAS A DENTIST APPOINTMENT THIS MORNING.

I was just wondering what country had the fattest people in the world and guess what.  It's the USA at #1 followed by Mexico at #2.  The Netherlands came in at #20 and Norway is WAY down there at #26.  For the complete list click here.
My book, "Vikings in the Attic" gets better by the page.  Reading , this morning, author Eric Dregni says the Norwegians used to lay the lutefisk, outside, on blocks of ice.  Dogs would occasionally come by and pee on it but they said that just added to the flavor.  According to historians it's not only a joke.  It's true!

Those silly Norskies are a funny bunch, aren't they??
With the arrival of the cold front, those Texans will be frisky today.  Willard said, early this morning, "Winds have shifted to the north.  Maybe soup weather tomorrow."

ROCK AND ROLL LEGEND, CHUCK BERRY, TURNS 85 TODAY

I'll be riding in style before long!  La Crosse has received a $1.32 million grant to buy 3 new diesel-electric buses at $550,000 a pop.  Lot's of money but they're cleaner, quieter and there are BIG savings on fuel.  It will be about 18 months before we get them so I'm hoping I'll still be around and riding when they get here.

WE COULD SEE OUR FIRST FREEZE THURSDAY NIGHT

We shouldn't hear any whining, from Donnie, about Texas heat today.  Highs in Austin will be in the mid-70's this afternoon.

NOTHING BEATS A GOOD CUPCAKE!

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Monday, October 17, 2011

A HOTEL IN HAITI
I'm wondering if this is the hotel where Donnie stayed.
I started reading "Vikings in the Attic" (In search of Nordic America) by Eric Dregni, this morning, and I can't put it down.

These are the Vikings of the 1800's who came from the Scandinavian countries and settled in Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, North and South Dakota.

From those awful first years, on the prairie, the hardships  sound like something beyond anything a human could endure.  Oh, how they wanted to go home.  And how angry some were when they found out the new country was not a paradise.  Instead, it was a living hell.  But with no money for a ticket back to Norway they were stuck...which is why WE'RE HERE and not THERE!!

I've gone through the huge Norwegian neighborhoods in Chicago and Minneapolis..in fact it was the Norwegians who built Minneapolis.

Now I've moved into the Norwegian food which I thought I knew all about.  I didn't.  I knew about the Norwegian meat balls but the Norwegian fish balls were a new taste treat that I quickly put on the same list I have the lutefisk on.  And, potato coffee was brand new to me.  Coffee made from dried potato skins that the early Norwegians said was very good.  I'm sure it was.  After eating a plate of lutefisk and fish balls, liquefied potato skins would taste like a fine wine!

Tell your Norwegian friends and relatives not to miss this book!  See more about the book:
RIGHT HERE
YIKES!  TOUGH JUDGE!
Woman, accused of throwing cupcakes, gets electronic monitoring and $10,000 bond.  READ IT HERE IN THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE
I see Rapid City dropped into the upper 30's this morning.  We may see that tomorrow morning.
SOMETHING NEW: The small map, on the left, showing visitors to our blog, is now a REAL TIME map.  You may notice the little yellow dots blinking, from time to time.  Those are people logging on to the blog.  Thanks for coming by!
I have to share this story about Beautiful Bald Eagle who I remember seeing in the Days of 76 parade when I lived in Deadwood a lifetime ago.  It's in the RAPID CITY JOURNAL today.
Here's a tip I just picked up on Twitter.  When you're cooking bacon, start with a cold pan.  The bacon won't curl up, so much, like it does when you drop it in a pre-heated pan.
The warm shower felt so good, this morning, I wanted to stand under it all day and turn all pruney.

THUNDER IS GETTING NERVOUS. WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF CAT FOOD.

I see Dolly Parton is as busy as ever.  She'll be in Hollywood, Florida tomorrow night and will then tour Australia in November.
You're heard the old saying that cat's have 9 lives.  I don't know if that's true but here's a cat with a lot of luck!

We heard the first COLBERT REPORT on this date in 2005.

THE HOTTEST OCT. 17 EVER RECORDED IN LA CROSSE WAS 84 IN 1910


One of the greatest highlights of my life was my trip to the Amazon Rain Forest which, in our greed, we are doing everything we can to completely destroy.  Nowhere else, on earth, is the miracle of nature and evolution more obvious.  This short video is a case in point.

THE COLDEST OCTOBER 17 EVER RECORDED IN LA CROSSE WAS 23 IN 1952

What is MULLIGAN DAY? Well, The word "mulligan" has several meanings. It can be a stew when you take a pot and throw in whatever you have on hand. Or, there's a mulligan in golf (or any other game) where you get to do a move over again. There's Mulligan, the horse, that won the Grand National Steeplechase in 1849. There are people who have the surname of Mulligan. There's even a Mulligan record label in Ireland.


As far as I can find out, Mulligan Day takes the golf, or game, meaning. "DO OVER". So, if you prefer, this is "Do Over Day". Surely there's a thing or two you wish you could "do over". Right?

Sunday, October 16, 2011

RE: Those flowers in Rita's garden. She said, "It's the mum you gave me many years ago in a tiny pot."

I don't remember that at all. Of course, I also don't remember what I had for lunch.
This was enough to bring a tear to my eye thinking of my lost youth!
Look at the beautiful flowers growing in Rita's garden. I don't know what they are but the sure are pretty!

FROM THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
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Donnie has finally figured out why our health care system is so peachy keen perfect compared to other countries.
"I may not understand it quite right, but this is what it looks like.  The uninsured price of a month's supply of Lipitor was over $100.  With my insurance, I paid $25 when I started taking it a couple years ago.  After a year my cost went to $30, simply because the companies are allowed annual price hikes, whether they need it or not.  (They don't, as this tale illustrates.)  Then my doctor told me the Lipitor monopoly patent is expiring and the drug is going generic, meaning there will be all kinds of cheaper competition.  (The glories of free market capitalism.)  Anticipating this, in an effort to keep its customers, the originating company gave doctors discount cards, one of which which my doctor gave to me.  If I keep buying Lipitor, instead of some knock-off brand, I can get it for just $4 a month, and you know the company is still making a profit at $4, or they wouldn't be selling it.  So put it all together: The company was charging over $100 for a product they can actually sell at a profit for $4."
Donnie sent some more photos of recent paintings by his Panama artist friend, George Scribner.  I picked out two that I KNOW Aunt Wilda will love.


Donnie sent this great photo of the theater in downtown Viborg (SD) where Gladys lives.  Remember the days when every small town had their own theater?  If you do, you're on your last legs too, aren't you?
AMEN
Warren Buffett, in a recent interview with CNBC, offers one of the best quotes about the debt ceiling:


"I could end the deficit in 5 minutes," he told CNBC. "You just
pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more
than 3% of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are ineligible
for re-election. The 26th amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took only 3 months  and 8 days to be ratified! Why? Simple! The people demanded it. That was in 1971...before computers, e-mail, cell phones, etc.

Of the 27 amendments to the Constitution, seven (7) took 1 year or less to become the law of the land...all because of public pressure.

Congressional Reform Act of          
2011*

1. No Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.

2. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security. All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people. It may not be used for any other purpose.

3. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.

4. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.

5. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.

6. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.

7. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void
effective 1/1/12.

The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen. Congressmen made all these contracts for themselves. Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career.   The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their term(s), then go home and back to work.

OCTOBER 16, 1962: I WAS IN KEY WEST AND THE CUBAN MISSLE CRISIS BEGAN.

At the top of my "to do" list, this week, is a FLU SHOT. I see Gunderson Clinic now has the vaccine available.


Walk-in flu vaccine clinic
Mondays thru Thursdays
8:30 a.m. to 6 p.m.


I got an email reminder that kidney patients, especially, need to get the flu shot because the flu can be much worse if you have failing kidneys.
This video should make us wonder. Are we, in our rush to cut down the trees and clear the forest, really as smart as we think we are?


HAPPY BIRTHDAY: ANGELA LANSBURY-86 TODAY

Great minds think alike. And, I can't think of two greater minds than Rita and me.

Anyway, I mentioned, yesterday, that I was making chicken soup (which was absolutely DELICIOUS, by the way) and Rita sent me an email: "I also am working on some chicken soup!"

As soon as the leaves start turning I used to start thinking about chili but, since my chili days are over, I now have to settle for chicken soup.
TODAY'S QUOTE: "Time is but the shadow of the world upon the background of eternity."
JEROME K. JEROME

Who the hell would name a baby Jerome K. Jerome. To make it worse, the K stands for Klapa. As Jack Paar used to say, "I kid you not". Jerome Klappa Jerome. It almost sounds like he's applauding himself.

Anyway, Jerome K. was an English writer and humorist.

You'd have to be a humorist with a name like Jerome Klappa Jerome.

If this doesn't start your day with a laugh, you really ARE a grouch.

The "Travel Wisconsin" website shows the fall leaves at their peak of color around Viroqua while, here in La Crosse, we're past our peak. The show's about over.

LA CROSSE WEATHER