He's gonna be sore in the morning.

TODAY IS NATIONAL CHICKEN DANCE DAY

We're talking chicken, dancing and a whole lot of corn!

WHAT A WAY TO START A MONDAY MORNING!

I read the exciting news that one of my very favorite girls of all time...Dolly Parton is planning on recording a DANCE ALBUM.  How about that!  A little COUNTRY DISCO!!

OLD AGE BOMBSHELL

Aren't you ashamed of yourself, complaining about your "old age"?  You've got to learn to boogie, baby!

NO GAZING ALLOWED

In 1927 there was a law on the books in Oshkosh that made it illegal for a man and woman to "gaze into each others eyes" while dancing!