He's gonna be sore in the morning.

An early morning thought......

Gotta have it!!

YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND "CAT ATTITUDE" TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS.

You can have your Generals, Presidents, Teachers and all that crap.

THIS IS A PERSON

I CAN REALLY

LOOK UP TO.



OK guys, you think your wife talks too much? Just be glad you don't have to come home to this.

Let's face it. Baby farts are just too funny.

Please!!!!! Do NOT let your dog do this. This is a special dog who plays by his own rules and doesn't take shit from anybody.

Sometimes you just have to ask yourself. "How do I smell?"

Believe me, this video will give you some new thoughts about body odor.

I got a kick out of this Tweet.

My sister is a shitty cook so when she burns dinner we call it a friendly fire.
— Wickedwordslinger (@StephenBCramer) July 16, 2014

Ain't it the truth?

Take all the words out. Just leave the inhales and exhales and you have a very funny video.

I'd like to see them do this with the members on congress.  It might make them, actually, sound intelligent!

You can't go wrong with Groucho. Happy 4th of July!

IF YOU'RE FROM WISCONSIN YOU'LL LOVE THIS

Click here http://www.buzzfeed.com/leinenkugel/38-things-only-people-from-wisconsin-really-understand

If you're from Wisconsin or you've been to Wisconsin you'll love it.

THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD!

SOUTH DAKOTA....THE WAY IT REALLY IS AND WHY I LOVE IT

If you've never been to SOUTH DAKOTA and don't know much about the state you'll find this article funny.  If you've been to South Dakota, or lived there, you'll find this article hilarious and more accurate than we might like to admit.

It's from the South Dakota Magazine and written by William J. Reynolds and YOU CAN READ IT RIGHT HERE

I WISH I WOULD HAVE SAID THAT!

"I'm so clever that, sometimes, I don't understand a single word I'm saying."

OSCAR WILDE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK BARRIS....84 TODAY!!

This is from back in the days when funny shows were actually funny.  We only had two or three channels with real, professional performers on all three.  And, it was all free!

Today we have 3,000 channels and you won't find an ounce of talent on any of them.  And, you have to pay to watch it!

Gary sent this and I can relate!!

Senior trying to set a password WINDOWS:

Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiled cabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow a WINDOWS:

Sorry, that password is already in use.

Carl was surfing the internet, trying to find out where babies come from and he came across this.