THE LATEST FROM BERT

"We spent five hours, in a crate, looking for diamonds.  We still need to keep our day jobs.  We didn't find anything.  Tomorrow Crystal hunting should be more profitable.

We did have a cool breakfast in Kirbey and found out that one of my favorite actors (he played Cabby on Greek) was from there.  Murfeesboro was smaller than I thought it would be but very interesting."