GUNS

Donnie read the story about the brisk sale of guns in Wisconsin and said, "I'm reminded (once again) of a Bob & Ray skit in which a German immigrant arrives in the 19th C. American West. His name is Hans Upmeyer, but fearing confusion over a foreign name, he shortens is to "Hans Up," and quickly discovers that every time he introduces himself out on the frontier, people give him their money."