Here's a funny one from my friend, Gary. Any well trained drunk will see the humor in this. I did!

DRINKING & DRIVING
I would just like to share an experience with you and it has to do with drinking and driving.

On Saturday night I was out for a few drinks with some friends and I downed way too many.

Knowing full well I was wasted, I did something I've never done before.  I took a bus home.

I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise when you consider the fact that that I had never driven a bus before.