FASHION

This is Wisconsin.  Oktoberfest is right around the corner.  How have we lived this long without BREWSEES EYEWEAR SUNGLASSES?  It's the latest thing in "beer accessories".  Sunglasses with a beer opener built into the end of of the arm that fits over your ears to hold the glasses in place.  There's an opener on each side.  Is that a great CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEA??  Too bad they didn't have those in MY drinking days.  Now, what I need is a pair of sunglasses with a built in pill bottle opener.