Another note from the doctors office

The next time you see the doctor they'll have a new question to ask you if your a Medicare patient.  They now are required to ask you if you've fallen down recently.''

When the nurse asked me, this morning, in my typical fashion, the first thing that popped into my head came right out my mouth.  I said, "No. I haven't fallen down since I quit drinking."  She loved it.  Said she'd have to tell her husband.