GRANDMA SOLBERG DIED
My wife asked me the other day, "At your age, what would you prefer to get..Parkinsons Disease or Alzheimer's?"
I answered, "Definitely Parkinson's. Better to spill half an ounce of Crown Royal, than forget where you keep the bottle."
THE CABLE COMPANIES ARE GETTING DESPERATE.
Time Warner is no longer going to offer low prices for the first 12 months of service before they jack up the price for the next 12 months.
Like all the other cable companies, customers are abandoning the sinking cable ship in big numbers. Now, if you want a thousand channels of crap they're going to charge the big bucks right up front. No more discount offers, baby!
A WINDY FRIDAY IN LA CROSSE
Gusts out of the southwest up to 29 MPH can be expected and it's going to finally blow in some warmer weather with A HIGH OF 65 TODAY!
HOW TO BUILD A 20 FOOT TALL DINOSAUR OUT OF BALLOONS!
No comments:
Post a Comment