I SAW THIS IN READERS DIGEST AND GOT SUCH A KICK OUT OF IT I HAD TO SHARE IT

This is from Willie Nelsons new book, "ROLL ME UP AND SMOKE ME WHEN I DIE".

A man came out of an antique store carrying a large antique clock.  He bumped into a drunk and busted the grandfather clock into a thousand pieces.

The man said, "Why don't you watch where you're going?"  The drunk replied, "Why don't you wear a watch like everybody else?"