AUGUST 2014

AUGUST 2014

Monday, July 04, 2011

HERE'S A 4TH FUNNY.....

The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Terpstra , the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. 'We live in a great country,' she announced. 'One of the things that should make us happy is that, in this country, we are all free.'

Roger, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, 'I'm not free. I'm four.'

BY THE WAY
The Bald Eagle lives only in North America.  Their normal flying speed is about 40 MPH but they reach speeds of 100 MPH in a dive.  That was about my speed back in my drinking days.  Now, I'm lucky to hit 10 MPH.

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