How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
England has no kidney bank,
but it does have a Liverpool.
Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went,
and then it dawned on me.
I'm reading a book about gravity.
I just can't put it down.
Did you hear about the teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. As of now, police have nothing to go on.
Velcro....what a rip-off.
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