BEST T SHIRT QUOTES

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any CRAYONS.

 I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.

 Jenius.

I should come with a warning label.

 I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.

 You read my shirt.

That's enough social interaction for one day.

Why kill them with kindness when you can use a hammer?

Congress:

Never understimate the power of stupid people in large groups.