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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

NEVER YELL FIRE IN A THEATER OR DONNIE AND LINDA'S HOUSE

Donnie writes: "Linda was up until 3:00 A.M., then set the oven to self-clean before coming to bed.  At 4:30 I'm awakened by a powerful smell.  Too much cleaning.  The instructions say the cleaning fumes can kill pet birds!

I have a genuine phobia about house fires.  I shut the cycle off, opened the windows and now, anxiously, sit awake until the oven cools down.  Fortunately, it is a mild morning and the cool outdoor air is refreshing".

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