So you think you had trouble getting to work this morning?  How would you like to try this?

It reminds me of a hot day in July, in New York. It was rush hour. I was jammed up against a lady with a gigantic purse with plastic fruit glued onto the side.

The temperature in the subway car had to be 100 degrees. The glue started to melt. The fruit started to fall off. We were packed in so tight that neither one of us could bend down to retrieve her "purse decor".