AUGUST 2014

AUGUST 2014

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

GUESS WHO'S ON MY SHIT LIST NOW

While I was at FESTIVAL yesterday I stopped at the card rack to pick out a birthday card.

They had Happy Birthday cards to Dad, Mother, cousin, brother, sister, aunt, uncle, co-worker, son, daughter and the man in the moon but would you believe THEY DID NOT HAVE A SINGLE CARD THAT SIMPLY SAID "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

No, I didn't miss them.  I went from one end to the other three times and there was not a single "Happy Birthday" card you could buy unless you were buying one for your Dad, Mother, cousin, brother, sister, aunt, uncle, co-worker, son, daughter or the man in the moon.

NOTE TO FESTIVAL:  If someone stops by your card rack and wants to buy a card for someone other than your Dad, Mother, cousin, brother, sister, aunt, uncle, co-worker, son, daughter or the man in the moon....YOU'VE JUST LOST A SALE.

Get a clue, folks!

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