DONNIE NOTES:
"Knowing that you follow the economy, you should know that the cost of BIRD SEED has gone up about 70% since we've been down here".
SPEAKING OF BIRDS AND MONEY...
It’s time for the birds annual check-up at the vet’s office. So, off the guy goes to the vet with the bird.
As he sits in the waiting room, the vet comes out with a cat in tow. He puts the cat down on the floor and the cat runs over to the carrier the bird is in and sniffs it all over. Then the vet says could you step into my office?
The man goes in with the vet who gives a cursory glance at the bird and says that he is in fine shape.
With that he presents him with a bill for $930. The man says “Why is this so high? You didn’t even do anything!”
The vet replys "It’s $30 for an office visit, and the cat scan was $900."
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