I've never even heard of prosopagnosia but Brad Pitt says he thinks he has it.

Turns out it's a mental condition in people who can't remember names or faces.

Well, I've got that and more.  Not only can I not remember names and faces, I can't remember dates, places, days, times, numbers or events.  I can't remember a damn thing.

There must be another name for that.

Maybe this will become a new fad.  Everyone will decide to get a disease you can't pronounce.  Let's see....I've got Monoclonal Gammopothy.  That should count as a "condition" you can't pronounce.  I knew Brad and I had something in common.