An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.  He had a large pond that was properly shaped for swimming so he fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.

He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.  As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One woman shouted at him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond.

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Some old men can still think fast.