FUNNY PAUL

Thinking about Peter Marshall's birthday got me to thinking about some of the hilarious answers he got from Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares.

 

PETER: "When you pat a dog on its head it will, usually, wag it's tail.  What will a goose do?"

PAUL: "Make him bark."

Peter: "It is considered bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudists camps.  One is politics.  What's the other?"

Paul: "Tape measures".

Peter: "What is a pullet?"

Paul:  "A little show of affection."