Willard watched the Animal Planet show about "new evidence of mermaids" in the sea.  He said there might be something in the water but it sure ain't a mermaid.

He added, "That show was preceeded by 'Alien Autopsy' which was obviously a hoax."

Wouldn't you think a channel devoted to the animal kingdom could find enough subject matter on the beauty of wildlife without resorting to filling the time between commercial breaks with trash?